Welcome to the Vancouver Lexicon. Its purpose is to pin down the patois of the City of Vancouver by recording its toponyms, nicknames, slang terms, personalities, places, and other Van-centric things.
"On our way up to Jones Lake on Sunday we had to wait for a slow convoy of hungover bush party survivors to pass..."
"Like sunshine after rain and dawn after dark, a report of a burning vehicle usually means a gangster has just been shot at."
The FSRs closest to population centres are commonly used as a means for city dwellers to access free and remote campsites.
"It's hard to blend in and avoid being outed as a Milk Piranha when your license plate gives the ballgame away..."
Despite its fancy Latin name, the doctrine of 'Terra nullius' was of a calibre of argument typically employed by kindergarten bullies.
"It's a testament to how special Joe Fortes was that so few in the century since his death have measured up to his respect and renown."
"I'm ditching work as I don't think I'll be able to get out of bed this morning on account of it being Blue Monday..."