Welcome to the Vancouver Lexicon. Its purpose is to pin down the patois of the City of Vancouver by recording its toponyms, nicknames, slang terms, personalities, places, and other Van-centric things.
"I know it sounds a little dirty, but if you come with me to my car I will buckle you up and show you the Dutch Reach..."
"The Pink Palace looks like Mussolini and Barbie had a baby made of cake and concrete."
“Ok, so I was on my way to get a case of Pil and a pack of smokes and this fucking deer came out of nowhere, right...”
"I saw the Vancouver Duck Lady on the bus today and she was just about the sweetest thing in the whole wide world..."
"To avoid all the crowds during the Olympics I went across the border and camped in the Olympics..."
"Some of the environmentalists protesting the pipeline were also in the thick of it during the War in the Woods..."
"When I was a kid we'd sometimes hear about prisoners breaking out of Wilkie and causing all kinds of crazy shit..."