Welcome to the Vancouver Lexicon. Its purpose is to pin down the patois of the City of Vancouver by recording its toponyms, nicknames, slang terms, personalities, places, and other Van-centric things.
"The Bridge Scrotum is great, but I'm not surprised some think its tasteless seeing how it's located where desperate people might seek shelter..."
"Think how much it must have sucked to come home from fighting World War I to find your favourite bar had closed because of Prohibition..."
"I thought the Asiatic Exclusion League was unrepeatable history until I started reading the comments below local real estate news stories..."
"I know it sounds a little dirty, but if you come with me to my car I will buckle you up and show you the Dutch Reach..."
"The Pink Palace looks like Mussolini and Barbie had a baby made of cake and concrete."
“Ok, so I was on my way to get a case of Pil and a pack of smokes and this fucking deer came out of nowhere, right...”
"I saw the Vancouver Duck Lady on the bus today and she was just about the sweetest thing in the whole wide world..."