First Few Bites | Phenomenon | From the standardized restaurant customer check-up: “How are the first few bites?” Used almost exclusively by corporate-trained restaurant staff one to five minutes after food is delivered to a table.
Usage: “If this robot asks how my first few bites are, I’m going to flip the fuck out…”
^^This. I’m always tempted to say “As tired and uninsirping as the phrase you’ve just uttered,” but that would be mean-spirited even for me.