On Superpower Futures And Vancouver’s Inability To House Its People
Sean Orr comments on Justin Trudeau cooking s'mores, how climate change could turn Canada into a Global superpower, more....
On Drifting Frozen Stiffs And The Coming Of The Neoliberal Apocalypse
On Living In A Banana Smoothie Republic And The Future Of Football
"Maybe it has something to do with the fact that Donald Trump is president and he pulled out of the Paris Agreement, which was terrible anyway, while we are trapped in collective denial vis a vis scientific reticence as Gregor sits there in his fucking penthouse with a wood burning stove while literally thousands are dying in the streets and nobody can afford to live here."
On ‘Douchebag’ Getting Its Due And Orcas Terrifying A Couple Of Bros
On Christy’s Last Lie & Chinatown Awaiting Its Bob Rennie Makeover
On Picking The Wrong Side And Mobs On The Intellectual Landscape
On Acid Trips In Thailand & Tracking Gangs Of Aggressive Killer Whales
On Rising Fascist Tides And Shots At Last Call For The Working Class
On 86ing Gastown And The Inside Job Of Vancouver’s Housing Crisis
On Mowing Tornadoes And Paying Restaurant Workers A Little More
On Cautious Optimism And The Costs Of Doing Restaurant Business
On Electoral Aftermath, Renegade Yoga And Keeping Cocaine Receipts
On Avocado Toast And Boomers Plotting Riots Outside The U2 Show
On What Just Happened And It Being Time We Made Voting Mandatory
On Media Endorsements, Hidden Booze Taxes, And The End Being Near
On Pigeons Making Bad Decisions & Politics Shadier Than Rainforests
On Debatable Political Victories And Loving Jeff Goldblum’s Sausage
On Truth’s End And The Ongoing Triumphs Of Incredibly Shitty People
On Thawing Precious Little Snowflakes And Sycophantic Charades
On Political Nightmares And Baller Baby Boomers Ruling The Afterlife
On Trips To Portland And Who Asked For Another Browns Social House?
On Taking Christy’s Cash And The Future Flooding Of St. Paul’s Hospital
On Vetting Comments And Lamenting Litter During The Opioid Crisis
On Local Journalism’s Demise And The Soldiers Of Mom’s Basement
On Cardboard Politicians And Financially Dooming Accursed Millennials
On Taxpayer-Funded Ads And Babiarz’ Sasquatch Goin’ Out Fer Big Rips
On Failing Canadians On Cannabis And Our Need To Hail Rides At 4am
On Convincing Elites And Saving False Creek From The Dolphin Scourge
On The City’s Lame New Logo And Its Non-Gentrifying ’70s Generation
On Copying Andy Dixon & Welcoming The Trump Family To Vancouver
On Trudeau’s Handshake With Trump And Letting Palin Loose In Ottawa
On Giant Snow Penises And Christy Clark’s Shudder-Worthy Interview
On Cooking Gentri-Fried Rice And Taking It Slow With Ignorant Racists
On Warning Sticker Fixes And Seeking Solidarity Beyond The Pussy Hat
On Draining Swamps And Trading The Brickhouse For More Ugly Condos
On Donnelly Doom, Wild West Cash And The Big, Bad Lords Of Asstown
On Right Wing Populism & Old Albertans Thinking BC Is Totally Stoned
On Churches Being Mean And Albertans Punching Cougars In The Face
On Fascist Goofs, Darth Vader Clarifications And Skating Lost Lagoon
On Fearing For Nelson And The Political Death Of Liberal Pop Culture
On The Prime Minister’s Smugness & Surveying Canadian Indifference
On Surviving Flurries & The Economic Arguments For A Latté Pipeline
On Trudeau Trolling B.C. & The Under-Appreciated Effects Of Oil Spills
On Our Marie Antoinette Moments & Vapes Making People Look Stupid
On Journalists Jumping Ship & Our Mayor Waking Up, Ever So Briefly
On The Premier’s Hatred Of Pot And Baby Boomers Ruining Everything
On Blue Collar Populism, Barbershop Cocktails & Taxing Empty Houses
On Seeing Into Canada’s Trumpian Future & The Siren Call Of Cascadia
On Making Democracy Safe For Memes And The Post-Factual Future
On The Worst Person In Alberta & Hurling Abuse At Emergency Crews
On Borders Killing Bands & The Growing Creepiness Of Local Landlords
On Gassing Bike Thieves, Maplewashing And Trolling Condo Developers
On Throwing Pumpkin Seeds And The Distraction Of The US Election
On Firing Everyone And The End Of Days Storm That Never Happened
On Poorly Named Coffee Shops And Vancouver Surviving Without Uber
On Defending Canadian Identity And The Subtle Arts Of Gentrification
On Selling Dog Balls And Shelling Out $1,450 Per Month For Tiny Boxes
On Royally Stoned Cooks & Millennial Selfies For The End Of The World
On Hollow Platitudes & Civilian Foot Patrols By Norse Deity Fetishists
On Playing Games With Fentanyl & Rental Porn On Commercial Drive
On Testing Immigrants, Open Plan Sex And Fighting The Sobriety Gods
On The Sauder School Of Sensitivity & The Perversity Of Trees In Parks
On Right-Wing Lefties & Public Art Softening The Blow Of Rising Rents
On Bursting Bubbles And The Danger Of Unicorns Replacing Sous Chefs
On Bros Doing Beaches & Vancouver’s Aversion To Good Architecture
On Gawking At Yuppies And The Symbolic Silliness Of Diner En Blanc
On Poverty Tourism And The Unrelenting Contagion Of Self Absorption
On Shutting Down The Granville Shitshow & Ruining Beach Nuptials
On Tent Cities, Homeless Students & Feeling Sad For Foreign Investors
On Manufacturing Terror Threats And More Yarns From The Condo King
On Firework Fights And Why Christy Clark Will Win The Next Election
On Pokemon Madness, Bad Feng Shui & Playing The ‘Race Card’ Card
On Silly Cops And The Role Of Racism In YVR’s Housing Clusterfuck
On Exposing Yourself To Gastown & Ridiculing The New Housing ‘Data’
On Ancient Beer Ads And Shutting Schools Where They’re Needed Most
On Duelling Xenophobias & Putting Money Down On A Housing Collapse
On Christy Clark’s ‘Bold Action’ And Those Poor Bastards In Point Grey
On New Media Paywalls, Bad Parking Jobs & Taxing Mayoral Promises
On Scumbag Developers And The Trouble With Self-Obsessed NIMBYs
On Van Mag’s Implosion And Selling Chinatown To The Highest Bidder
On Soup Cans & Renting A Luxury Shoebox In The Middle Of The Road
On Journalism’s Bad Day & How Airbnb Is Gutting YVR’s Rental Options
On Immoral Obligations And Ignoring Everything Bob Rennie Ever Says
On Realtors With Lasers For Eyes & Gregor Defending The Indefensible
On Diamond Encrusted Weirdness And Optional Helmets For Cyclists
On Whining Politicians, Thieving Crows, And Animating Gentrification
On Spoiled Rich Big Kids Throwing Elbows And Revitalizing Pigeon Park
On Playing Commercial Drive Bingo And Selling Mansions To Students
On Mocking Landlords & The Ridiculous Entitlement Of Bootsauce Fans
On Crushing Dreams And Cops Using Helicopters To Herd Young Artists
On Killing Pollinators & Building A Wall To Keep BC Safe From Alberta
On Dive-Bombing Crows, Headless Bears, & The Worst Town In Canada
On Alberta’s Beef With Earls & How To Properly Tip A Political Leader
On Celebrities Singing At Supper And John Galt Wannabes On The DTES
On Imagining A Weedless 4/20 And Snoop Dogg’s Lecture On The DTES
On Psychos Renting In Kits & Stealing Lamborghinis Instead Of Bikes
On East Van Stereotypes And Bros Gone Wild On A Summer Beer Cruise
On Protesting Protesters & Vancouver’s Long History Of Screwing Itself
On Rolling The Panama Papers & Doing Lines Of Coke At Tim Hortons
