On Renaming Vancouver’s Trump Tower and Local Coyotes Ordering Human Takeout

In his latest read of the local news headlines, Sean Orr finds banks full of money and councillors being terrible.

On 2021’s Seven Days of Sucking So Far and Throwing Social Media Influencers From Planes

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds more empty homes and hopes for summer normality fading.

On Clutching Pearls in Point Grey and Fining Anti-Maskers the Maximum Amount

In his latest read of the local news headlines, Sean Orr finds a Canucks dumpster fire and fends off cops without a knife.

On Getting Bribed With Your Own Money and Funding Sullen Teenagers With Guns

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds brand new whales and strong geomagnetic storms incoming.

On Party People Kicking It and Militarized Cops Defending Budgets With Deadly Force

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr loves Annie and cheers on a bunch of revolutionary orca whales

On Giving the Police All the Money and Spitting on Service Industry Employees

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds flu cases down and hockey players getting wedding misconducts.

On Demonizing Santa’s Elves and Dreading a Downtown Eastside Covid Explosion

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr reflects on wearing masks and normal things to do on Friday nights.

On Extending the Rent Freeze and Celebrating Vancouver’s Wealthiest Assholes

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr buys books under a Skytrain station and has a few words for Surrey.

On Art Saving Lives and Vancouver Taking Aim at the 2030 Winter Olympics

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr wonders at four-way stops and the insanity of West End fireworks.

On the Need to Keep Fighting and Never Caring What Chip Wilson Thinks

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds dystopian French inventions and a guy covered in ranch dressing.

On Feeling Sorry for the Granville Strip and Yaletown Finally Dealing With its Drug Problem

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr wonders at Spanish cheese while marvelling at the BC Liberal implosion.

On Dooming the Futures of Young Vancouverites and Blaming Frat Bros for Everything

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds scatological journeys and fictional unions.

On the NDP Buying Our Votes and Vancouver Being Totally Awesome (But Not Really)

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds ancient mummies being opened and good news among the bad.

On the Return of the Smoke and Vancouver Becoming 1970s New York City

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orrs finds a bad orange man and a flabbergasted Mayor.

On the Downtown Eastside Not Escaping Covid and Blaming Social Media for Everything

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds Kevin Bieksa in a suit and sharks tied up in power lines.

On Welcoming Our Moth Overlords and Vancouver’s Greediest Shifting the Narrative

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds an artist doing well and new heights of Peak Vancouver.

On Stupidity Killing Bars and Surrendering Vancouver to Selfish Supercar Drivers

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds plays a game of bingo in our increasingly dystopian hellworld.

On Living in a City Full of Sociopaths and Allowing Hate to Masquerade as Religion

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr imagines affordable housing in Trump Tower an an end to wellness checks.

On Young People Totally Sucking and Scumbag Real Estate Agents Stealing Fruit

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds clickbait bullshit and genetically modified mosquitoes.

On Leaders Without Spines and the Granville Strip Still Finding Ways to Be Horrible

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds chainsaw vigilantism and games of dystopian bingo.

On Suffering From Covid Fatigue and Accepting That Tent Cities Aren’t Going Away

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr learns of landlords being mean and applauds the Leafs for losing.

On Vancouver Being Handcuffed and a New Breed of Unscrupulous Predator

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr learns of the BC that might have been and sheds a tear for plants.

On Mayors Sucking In a Crisis and Moving the Third Beach Drum Circle to Lions Bay

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr learns about barnacles and thinks about moving to Barbados.

On Life Without Diner en Blanc and the Struggle to Make Rent, Not Spot Prawns

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds a new hero and mourns a punk rock legend.

On the Worst Year in Human History and Homeless Campers Not Doing it For Kicks

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds wonders about the Cactus Club while branding vodka sodas.

On Friendly Sausage-Makers Gone Bad and Raising Glasses to Park Board Ineptitude

In his latest read of the local news headlines, Sean Orr likes the border closed and marvels at City Council's lameness.

On the Coming Wave of Evictions and Cops Who Don’t Think They’re Racist

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds cops living in mansions and the NHL looking elsewhere.

On American Death Cults and Numbered Companies Not Catching the Coronavirus

In his latest read of the local news headlines, Sean Orr finds ancient shafts and landlords still being terrible.