On Twisting Knives in the Sky and Taking Art Out For Late Night Pizza

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr learns of plots to thwart parking meter vandals and politicians saying dumb stuff.

On Cruise Ships Being Lame and Climate Change Deniers Investing in Waterfront

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds Don Cherry tossed and the rest of Canada reacting to Alberta.

On Cancelling Fireworks and Taking Everything Away from Inhumane Slumlords

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr imagines mental health police and buying armoured vehicles for the revolution.

On Making a Buck Off Desperate Otters and Baby Boomers Going Boom

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr loves big buses and wishes he had a few koi to spare for an old friend.

On Trickle Down Suckers and the Ghost of George Carlin Solving Homelessness

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr awaits a TransLink strike and finds Kennedy behaving badly.

On Occupying Shaughnessy’s Empty Mansions and Making Life Harder for Artists

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds fresh taxi moans and climbing advocacy groups being silly.

On Electoral Aftermaths and Vancouver Killing Its Own Restaurant Scene

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr learns of tech's inability to save us and the likelihood of BC following Alberta's lead.

On Landlords in Need of Hard Labour and Predicting Disaster for Vancouver

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr worries about liquefaction and contractors getting paid under the table.

On Narcs Trying to Narc and So Few People Wanting to Teach BC Kids

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr looks at unbiased campaign ads and finds a nice symbolic rebuke.

On Sesame Street and Leaving the Fate of Our Broken City to the Clueless

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds The Cambie reanimated and tech types thinking outside the box.

On Blocking Vancouver’s Bridges and Clueless Arguments For More Luxury Rentals

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr goes looking for a wheelchair and goodie bags in Chilliwack.

On Roman Chariots and the Last Generation of British Columbians to Ever Retire

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds heritage plaques being stolen and gatherings of angry white men.

On Throwing All the Eggs and People Doing Really Bad Things on the Bus

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds emaciated grizzly bears and our PM being counter-intuitive.

On the Weird Bellwether of Meat Theft and the Runaway Train of Income Inequality

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds an interesting art piece and appreciates the efficacy of forestry protests.

On Grizzly Metaphors and Why Things Are Going Bang on the Downtown Eastside

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr wonders at mainstream clickbait and the Green Party's last straw.

On Questions of Power and the False Dichotomy of Building New Rentals

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds racist imagery and parasitic condo developers seeking new hosts.

On City Hall Still Kissing Developer Ass and Bad Things Media Companies Do for Clicks

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds the trouble with billionaires and stories designed to provoke rage.

On Satan’s Enduring Public Erection and Bad Newspapers Doing Stupid Things

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr discovers dangerous white dudes and the media profiting from hate.

On Vigils For Vancouver’s Favourite Bird and Making Cultus Lake Great Again

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds heroin buyers clubs and a penchant for unsung heroes.

On Developers Learning New Tricks and Talkative Politicians Still Sucking

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr wonders at public toilets and admits getting it wrong about artwashing.

On Being Too Overworked to Revolt and Incompetent City Councillors Totally Blowing It

In his latest read of the local news headlines, Sean Orr finds inspired vandalism and a racist getting her five minutes.

On Governing Spinelessly and Having Trouble Finding Vancouver’s Awesome

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr wonders whether laziness exists and ponders pouring rain price surges.

On the Forgotten Code of the Downtown Eastside and Climate Change Being Good for Canada

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr opines on eviction notices and the latest sinophobic pearl clutching.

On Microscopic Plastic Falling From the Sky and Chip Wilson’s Awesome Little Pep Talk

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr learns about intergenerational housing and corporate media doing bad things.

On Mounties Being Jerks and Cosplaying Nazis Dying Alone in the Wilderness

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr rekindles his love of soccer and gives zero stars to a garden tour narc.

On Faulting Millennials For Everything and Making Fun of the Dinosaur Institute

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds great joys ruined and rich people still moaning about taxes.

On Dangerous Beaches and Politicians Giving Away Our Public Lands to Public Enemies

In his latest read of the local news, Sean Orr finds hate for rail and yacht owners taking poisonous craps.

On Bad Things Getting Worse and Pitched Battles in the War on Science

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds opines on an opinion piece and wonders about the soul of our city.