On Spoiled Brats Bitching About Bugatti Taxes and Poor Old People Begging for Elevators

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr considers the future of the sea wall and explains his Skytrain spending.

On More Complaints from Kitsilano and Scapegoating the Poor for Vancouver’s Ills

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean considers Vancouver's rodent population and sees satire where there is none.

On the Upcoming Outdoor Handjob Festival and Scenes From the Cherry Blossom Apocalypse

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr learns Alberta repeating itself and plots adventures on Vancouver's wealthy West Side.

On Wildfires Cancelling the Summer and Terrible Pop-Up Restaurant Ideas

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr awaits news from Crab Park and rolls his eyes at real estate developers.

On Eviction Notices for Everybody and the Enduring Importance of Turn Signals

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr learns about hit-and-runs and Canada warming at twice the global rate.

On Hassling Restaurants in White Rock and the Inside Joke of Housing ‘Affordability’

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr applauds Batman's zeal and wonders at a snapshot of foreign-owned real estate.

On Pitching Tents in Shaughnessy and Career Politicians Wanting Unlimited Rent Increases

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds meaningless, nebulous phrases and the province exercising its power.

On Doing Something About Predatory Renovictions and Kids Playing Darts With Needles

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr learns of backcountry rescues and compares the size of Craigslist rentals to jail cells.

On Comforting the Rich at a Yacht Club and the Imminent End of Wing’s Cafe

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr sees springtime gas price lamentations and explains things to a German dishwasher.

On Dish Pigs, Sugar Baby Arrangements and the Joy of Watching Home Sales Fall

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr learns of a fisherman being terrible and the death of a local punk legend.

On Airbnb Still Sucking and the Donnelly Group Getting Ready to Ruin Weed

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds No Fun silliness in Burnaby and taxes doing what they're supposed to do.

On the Death of Robson St. and Remembering When Governments Built Great Things

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds drive-thru blessings and wonders at non-profit dentistry.

On Finding More Ways to Make Developers Happy and Living With Less Culture Than Yogurt

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr applauds a chairlift rescue and wonders at a brief moment of sanity at City Hall.

On Smug Protection Rackets and the Wacky Fun of Being a Renter in Vancouver

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr dreams of a general strike and envies Oregon for its statewide rent control.

On the Privileged Protesting Bus Lines and Banning Landlords Who Own Too Much

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr reacts to an NDP victory and wonders why people throw out their clothes.

On the Tyranny of Forms and the Inevitable Rise of the East Van NIMBY

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr applauds a 14 years old idea and takes a look inside the budget

On the Triumph of Ignorance and Remembering the Lazy Millennials of the 1970s

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr opines on opinions and imagines the new St. Paul's hospital under water.

On Leaders Fabricating Urgent Needs and Dreaming of Wealth Redistributed

In his latest read of the local news headlines, Sean Orr mourns a music legend and sees the speculation tax working.

On Dashing Through the Snow and Elections That Aren’t Worth Hacking

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr smells old seafood sauce and applauds adverse weather ingenuity.

On Skytraining Vancouver’s Poor to Point Grey and the Gullibility of Medieval Conservatives

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean finds art gallery workers on strike and cabin owners paying their fair share of taxes.

On Not Feeling Bad for House Flippers and Making Wagers on The Narrow’s Future

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr salutes a good Super Bowl ad and worries about fragile white dudes.

On Giving Opium Tea a Try and Having Little in Common With Alberta

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean hears tell of wealthy teenagers and goes all-in on the second coming of Svend.

On Larceny in the Legislature and Making the Empty Homes Tax Hurt So Good

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds a local cop with de-escalation training and bad decisions in Saanich.

On the Prodigious Slime of Hagfish and Waiting For Socialism by Royal Decree

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr looks at Canada's left vs. the American left and wades into the waters of rent control.

On Scandalous Wood Chippers and Driving Our Cars Around the Seawall

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean finds a cow he respects and a doctored photograph that spells doom for our future.

On Sympathy for Alberta and the Kinds of People Who Complain About Public Art

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr learns of public art debates and envisions a task for the Soldiers of Odin.

On Terrifying Mannequin Heads and the Effectiveness of ‘Yuppies Go Home’ Graffiti

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr learns of casinos being casinos and visiting Kentucky senators.

On Cutting Down Trees for Better Views and Respecting Protesters By Arresting Them

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr lambasts the PM's performance and listens to the radio...from space.