Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If / West End

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had A Mirrored Espresso Bar In Stanley Park

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If / Downtown

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had A Watery Black Hole On W. Georgia Street

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If / Gastown

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had A Gigantic Moon Illuminating Blood Alley

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had ‘Rage Rooms’ For Venting Stress & Angst

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had Shelters That Came With Their Own Rain

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If / False Creek

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If False Creek Had Paris’ Sweet New Water Taxis

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had Peace & Quiet Ratings For Public Spaces

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If Restaurant Staff Were Celebrated On Menus

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had One Or Two Pay-To-Play Coffee Hangouts

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had A ‘Bike Hotel’ For Secure Bicycle Storage

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had A Cocktail Bar Outfitted With Hammocks

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had Many More Brightly Coloured Crosswalks

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If / Main Street

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If Its Dead Restaurants Would Deliciously Haunt Us

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had An Observation Shelter At Prospect Point

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had Terraformed Grass Armchairs In Its Parks

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If / West Side

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had A Sun Observatory Out At Spanish Banks

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If / West End

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had Sunbeds Built Into Its Stairway Hangouts

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If / False Creek

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had Slides For Quick Travel Down High Rises

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If Its Mid-Rise Residential Buildings Were Beautiful

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If / False Creek

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had Live-Aboard UFOs Floating In False Creek

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had Bus Stop Shelters Like The Former USSR

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Enforced Its Own Laws Against Airbnb Rentals

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If / Main Street

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had This Viewing Tower At Main & Kingsway

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had Someone Selling Churro Ice Cream Bowls

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If / North Shore

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had A Roller Coaster Going Down Grouse Mtn

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had An Infinite Promenade Off Of Third Beach

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Was Zoned To Allow For Neighbourhood Pubs

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If Church Bells Could Play Bowie’s Space Oddity