Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had Many More Brightly Coloured Crosswalks

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If / Main Street

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If Its Dead Restaurants Would Deliciously Haunt Us

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had An Observation Shelter At Prospect Point

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had Terraformed Grass Armchairs In Its Parks

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If / West Side

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had A Sun Observatory Out At Spanish Banks

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If / West End

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had Sunbeds Built Into Its Stairway Hangouts

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If / False Creek

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had Slides For Quick Travel Down High Rises

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If Its Mid-Rise Residential Buildings Were Beautiful

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If / False Creek

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had Live-Aboard UFOs Floating In False Creek

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had Bus Stop Shelters Like The Former USSR

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Enforced Its Own Laws Against Airbnb Rentals

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If / Main Street

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had This Viewing Tower At Main & Kingsway

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had Someone Selling Churro Ice Cream Bowls

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If / North Shore

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had A Roller Coaster Going Down Grouse Mtn

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had An Infinite Promenade Off Of Third Beach

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Was Zoned To Allow For Neighbourhood Pubs

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If Church Bells Could Play Bowie’s Space Oddity

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had These Contraptions Cleaning False Creek

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Was Cold Enough For A Gigantic Ice Carousel

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had A ‘Shake Shack’ Location Of Its Very Own

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had A Skatepark Tucked Inside A Dry Church

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If Le Marche St. George Could Keep Operating As Is

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If It Had Machines Dispensing Free Short Stories

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If / Downtown

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If A Surf Park Was Built Underneath The Viaducts

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If / West Side

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If A Library This Beautfiul Opened On Kits Beach

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If / False Creek

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If A Swedish Beer Garden Opened On False Creek

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If A Fleet Of Bicycling Barkeeps Delivered Drinks

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If

Vancouver Would Be Cooler If A Local Distiller Made “Fernet British Columbia”