by Sean Orr | Police ramp up presence after Cup riot, which is why they started it in the first place. I don’t actually think that, but it’s something that I’m going to go ahead and call a joke.

And then sometimes, the joke doesn’t even need to be made: Missing Cranbrook woman found safe on stump. Because there is nothing more funny than mental illness.

Sometimes you wish the story was a joke: A Downtown Eastside love story. “Even in the Downtown Eastside, dreams sometimes come true.” I know the expression is well worn out, but I think I just puked in my mouth a little.

While refuting the notion that Anton and himself are too similar, Mayor Gregor Robertson claims Vision Vancouver has “activist agenda.” That’s fine, but it’s also the main criticism of dorks people like City Caucus. As if it were a bad thing…

Kwantlen prof says “vulgar” Pride Parade should be banned. The only thing really vulgar about this is the sheer amount of corporatism involved, although I think the professor was talking about, like, all the peens and stuff. As if it were a bad thing…

Psychogeography: Does your neighbourhood have a signature scent? Uh…mostly urine.

Bonus: “All this for a pair of shoes” – John J. for Manwolfs.