Gasclown

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Gasclown | Slang/Insult | A twenty-something suburbanite who comes into the city with the goal of “getting laid” but ends up highly intoxicated, confused, and belligerent, yelling “Hey bro!” at disinterested cabs throughout Gastown until 4am. A dangerous creature of the night, best avoided.

Usage: “I was there Saturday. It was a total Gasclown gongshow…”

See also: Burb PanzerDonnellizedBlarney StoneGranville ShitshowSnortside.explore-the-lexicon

 

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