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Snortside

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Snortside | Nickname | The nickname of The Portside Pub, a once promising establishment in Gastown that now does the neighbourhood an invaluable service by containing a particular clientele into one area that can be easily avoided.

Usage: “Did you hear about the double stabbing at Snortside last night?”

See also: Burb Panzer, Donnellized, Granville Shitshow.

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