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On Chip Wilson’s Huge Dock & Protecting The Invention Of Gastown

On Cutthroat Psychos And Extremists Making Fat Alberta Oil Money

On Finding The Next Bin Laden & Photoshopping Bieber’s Willy Pouch

On Not Paying For The Bus Or Giving A Shit About Gregor’s Love Life

On Policing The Mentally Ill And Sending Crooked Developers To Prison

On Destroying The Elf On Your Shelf And Hoping Madame Butterfly’s OK

On Deconstructing The CBC’s Merry Christmas Mr. Harper Interview

On Radio Douchebaggery & Still Blaming The Chinese For Everything

On Santa Is A Big Fat Liar & The Ponytail Guy Who Just Won’t Let It Go

On 612 Hipsters And The Grinch Who Stole Christmas To Score Heroin

On Canada’s Rightward Shift And Frankie’s Dire Weather Warning

On Oil Rhetoric Versus Reality & The Coming Collapse Of Civilisation

On Kid Criminals, Old Journalists, And Never Planning For Poverty

On Kinder Morgan’s Remedial Geography And Diet Racism In Kits

On Cutting The “British” From BC & The Cops Versus A Piece Of Wood

On Jingo Journalism And Councillors Setting Themselves On Fire

On Gregor’s Big Victory And Calling The DTES A “Failed Community”

On Shitty Boyfriends And The Stench Of Burning Hair In Gastown

On Following Orders & The Mayor Losing The Election On Purpose

On Harper’s Jihad And Real Estate Developers Owning Our Futures

On Big Oil & Medieval Attitudes Towards The Homeless Of Surrey

On Winning The War On Drugs And NIMBYs Eating Their Young

On Bringing Out The Gimp For Ghomeshi & Galiano Island Brawls

On Rough Trade & The “Donnelly Group” Not Being So Bad After All

On Stampeding Idiots And The Terror Of Our Addiction To Hysteria

On NIMBYs Whining, Rezoning Shaughnessy, And Cleaning Birds

On Flipping Houses & Always Believing The Person In Dreadlocks

On Dodging Debates And Smartass Vikings Being Mean To Jesus