On Chip Wilson’s Huge Dock & Protecting The Invention Of Gastown
On Cutthroat Psychos And Extremists Making Fat Alberta Oil Money
On Finding The Next Bin Laden & Photoshopping Bieber’s Willy Pouch
On Not Paying For The Bus Or Giving A Shit About Gregor’s Love Life
On Policing The Mentally Ill And Sending Crooked Developers To Prison
On Destroying The Elf On Your Shelf And Hoping Madame Butterfly’s OK
On Deconstructing The CBC’s Merry Christmas Mr. Harper Interview
On Radio Douchebaggery & Still Blaming The Chinese For Everything
On Santa Is A Big Fat Liar & The Ponytail Guy Who Just Won’t Let It Go
On 612 Hipsters And The Grinch Who Stole Christmas To Score Heroin
On Canada’s Rightward Shift And Frankie’s Dire Weather Warning
On Oil Rhetoric Versus Reality & The Coming Collapse Of Civilisation
On Kid Criminals, Old Journalists, And Never Planning For Poverty
On Kinder Morgan’s Remedial Geography And Diet Racism In Kits
On Cutting The “British” From BC & The Cops Versus A Piece Of Wood
On Jingo Journalism And Councillors Setting Themselves On Fire
On Gregor’s Big Victory And Calling The DTES A “Failed Community”
On Shitty Boyfriends And The Stench Of Burning Hair In Gastown
On Following Orders & The Mayor Losing The Election On Purpose
On Harper’s Jihad And Real Estate Developers Owning Our Futures
On Big Oil & Medieval Attitudes Towards The Homeless Of Surrey
On Winning The War On Drugs And NIMBYs Eating Their Young
On Bringing Out The Gimp For Ghomeshi & Galiano Island Brawls
On Rough Trade & The “Donnelly Group” Not Being So Bad After All
On Stampeding Idiots And The Terror Of Our Addiction To Hysteria
On NIMBYs Whining, Rezoning Shaughnessy, And Cleaning Birds
On Flipping Houses & Always Believing The Person In Dreadlocks
On Dodging Debates And Smartass Vikings Being Mean To Jesus