On Joint Agreements & Free Bartenders Serving Tainted Alcohol
On Arctic Pipedreams & Rabid Bats Loving Guitar-Playing Hippies
On Voyeuristic Punk Adventurism And Temporary Devil Genitals
On Terrorist Sex Shops & Teachers Enduring A Twittering Shithead
On The First Day Of School And Blaming Trees For A Forest Fire
On Barfing Into Fendi Bags & Affluent Kids Moving Into The DTES
On Killing Blackbirds And Promising To End Homelessness Again
On Peeping Drones & Kerrisdale Likened To A Bastion Of Marxism
On CP Rail’s PR Fail & Another Old White Guy Whining About Weed
On Getting Denied At Diner En Blanc And Pipeline Sentimentalism
On Aboriginals Having It Easy And Please Show Us Your Boobs Day
On Gretzky Vs. Gaza And The Masturbation Habits Of Politicians
On Putting An End To Whale Humping And Evil Hipster Landlords
On Living Dangerously In A Nanny State With Terrible Newspapers
On Big Fat Payouts And “Trendy” $800 Bachelor Suites On Main St.
On Secret Swimming Spots & The Joys Of Political Masturbation
On Urban Noise & Old Journalists Who Have Never Smoked Weed
On Civic Engagements & Railroading Through Our Neighbourhoods
On Stumblebums And Observing The Real Manbuns Of Vancouver
On Spoiling Dive Bars & The Smoking Ruin Of Our Weed Economy
On Making A Mess Of “Happy Hour” And Spilling Irony Everywhere
On Street Vending & No Money For Teachers (Because Oysters)
On Homeless Spikes & ‘Real Housewives’ As Civic Embarrassments
On Hidden Marijuana And Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangster!
On Bad Heroin And The Steamy Back Pages Of The Georgia Straight
On Supersucking And Desperately Seeking ‘Ultra Rich Asian Girls’
On Turks & Caicos And Stephen Harper Being Prone To Fits Of Rage
On White Privilege And Canadians Against Alcohol In Campgrounds