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On Joint Agreements & Free Bartenders Serving Tainted Alcohol

On Arctic Pipedreams & Rabid Bats Loving Guitar-Playing Hippies

On Voyeuristic Punk Adventurism And Temporary Devil Genitals

On Terrorist Sex Shops & Teachers Enduring A Twittering Shithead

On The First Day Of School And Blaming Trees For A Forest Fire

On Barfing Into Fendi Bags & Affluent Kids Moving Into The DTES

On Killing Blackbirds And Promising To End Homelessness Again

On Peeping Drones & Kerrisdale Likened To A Bastion Of Marxism

On CP Rail’s PR Fail & Another Old White Guy Whining About Weed

On Getting Denied At Diner En Blanc And Pipeline Sentimentalism

On Aboriginals Having It Easy And Please Show Us Your Boobs Day

On Gretzky Vs. Gaza And The Masturbation Habits Of Politicians

On Putting An End To Whale Humping And Evil Hipster Landlords

On Living Dangerously In A Nanny State With Terrible Newspapers

On Big Fat Payouts And “Trendy” $800 Bachelor Suites On Main St.

On Secret Swimming Spots & The Joys Of Political Masturbation

On Urban Noise & Old Journalists Who Have Never Smoked Weed

On Civic Engagements & Railroading Through Our Neighbourhoods

On Stumblebums And Observing The Real Manbuns Of Vancouver

On Spoiling Dive Bars & The Smoking Ruin Of Our Weed Economy

On Making A Mess Of “Happy Hour” And Spilling Irony Everywhere

On Street Vending & No Money For Teachers (Because Oysters)

On Homeless Spikes & ‘Real Housewives’ As Civic Embarrassments

On Hidden Marijuana And Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangster!

On Bad Heroin And The Steamy Back Pages Of The Georgia Straight

On Supersucking And Desperately Seeking ‘Ultra Rich Asian Girls’

On Turks & Caicos And Stephen Harper Being Prone To Fits Of Rage

On White Privilege And Canadians Against Alcohol In Campgrounds