(via) Michael Jan, an industrial design graduate from Taiwan’s Tunghai University, is getting a lot of attention for his “Napkin Table” innovation. It’s a shared bib that, when fastened around the necks of two inexplicably willing participants, creates a makeshift table and forces the wearers into rigid postures. We congratulate Jan on his surprising graduation, and wish his converts both a hearty bon appetit and a very persistent wasp who understands the concept of schadenfreude.