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TEA & TWO SLICES: On Criminalizing Kids And Money Saving Pointers From The VPD

by Sean Orr | I like your last name, Ron Orr, and I respect that you’re the head of a booze group. I also agree with you about Sunday openings, but you are way off about ‘Untouchable’ youths a problem for liquor establishments. I mean, maybe if you and your buddies weren’t bombarding them with advertising at every single sports event; if we didn’t have archaic attitudes towards alcohol; and if they weren’t, you know, fucking kids with absolutely nothing else to do (because all the other fun stuff illegal)…

Leading us to the tweet of the day c/o of the VPD: Do you want to save $230 tonight? #VPD will be enforcing liquor laws @celeboflight & issuing tickets. Leave the booze at home & save your $.

Runner up c/o of Pete McMartin: Poll shows half of BCers could be swayed re Northern Gateway if pipeline carries olive oil.

Pertaining to this poll: 59% of Metro Vancouver residents oppose Northern Gateway pipeline to some degree. What is more telling perhaps, is that only 7% of the province is in favour completely.

I wear a toque all year long: First-annual Foreskin Pride March planned in Vancouver. I don’t know if that’s something I want to advertise. Oh shit, I guess I just did.

Proud: Canucks’ Manny Malhotra to participate in Vancouver Pride Parade. “It’s not the Stanley Cup parade the Vancouver Canucks so desperately want to be part of”. Oh, you just had to rub it in. Like oil. Like hot oil on a bristling six-pack of abs on a guy you just met from Ecuador…

Canucks owners gamble on new office district in Vancouver. Let’s hope this isn’t one of those Barry Pederson types of gambles the Canucks are famous for making.

Maybe it’s time to stop letting cars ruin it: Gastown’s cobblestones turning into asphalt patchwork . While you’re at it, any plans to prevent Gastown from sliding into the ocean?

Also, Gastown is a myth, as Miss 604 notes: “Before you gasp in disbelief as City crews patch potholes on Water Street with asphalt, covering and replacing what look like historic cobblestone bricks, you should know that they are actually a product of the disco era”.

Bonus: Is this the future of the Sears building? Wow. That actually looks pretty nice.

On Ken Sim’s So-Called “Swagger” and ABC’S Class War

Sean Orr is back from his hiatus with a rundown of the local headlines that have been running on a ticker tape through his mind over the past six months...

On Post-Election Recuperation, Platform Paradoxes and Refund Communities

In his latest read of the local news headlines, Sean Orr finds irony in "safety, affordability, and sustainability", and shouts out a bunch of amazing local organizations working on the frontlines.

On Running for City Council, Playing Whack-a-Mole with Homelessness, and the Public Washroom Deficit

In his latest read of the local news headlines, Sean Orr finds a park ranger with a grudge, a gross misuse of air quotes and Tripadvisor slander.

On Living in a City Preoccupied with Street Cleaning, Chandeliers, and Campaigns Against the Homeless

In his latest read of the local news headlines, Sean Orr hones in on the recent Langley shootings, and the ongoing criminalizing and dehumanizing of the homeless population.