On Silly Politicians And The Movie Tastes Of Broken Heroin Addicts
On Destroying The East Village And Fudging The Homeless Numbers
On Plebiscite-Worthy Expenditures & Batshit Crazy Conservatives
On Unwanted Murderers & The Impressive Bravery Of Nickleback Fans
On Canada’s Tea Party And Being Deathly Afraid Of Sony Walkmans
On Ridiculing Pick-Up Artists And Failing Miserably At Social Media
On The Desperation Of Cuddlers & Jimmy-Rigging The Referendum
On Strip Joints, Well Fed Compost Bins And The Great Port Fire Of 2015
On Punishing Students & Winning The War Against The Burb Panzer
On The Doomed Ideas Of Rich Kids And Getting Duped Out Of A Subway
On Threatening Malls And Horrible Ideas For Aboriginal Education
On Anti-Mutant NIMBYs And The RCMP’s Love For Environmentalists
On Starving Translink CEOs & Thumbs Down For Throne Speeches
On Main St. Slipperiness & The New Liberal MP Who Sucks At Tipping
On Eligible Douchery & Spending On Twitter Instead Of On Teachers
On Weed Pride & Special Interest Windbags Hijacking The Transit Vote
On The Gentrification Paradox & Protecting Our Treasured Parking
On The Coming Rig Pig Invasion And Ending Homelessness In Canada
On Chip Wilson’s Huge Dock & Protecting The Invention Of Gastown
On Cutthroat Psychos And Extremists Making Fat Alberta Oil Money
On Finding The Next Bin Laden & Photoshopping Bieber’s Willy Pouch
On Not Paying For The Bus Or Giving A Shit About Gregor’s Love Life
On Policing The Mentally Ill And Sending Crooked Developers To Prison
On Destroying The Elf On Your Shelf And Hoping Madame Butterfly’s OK
On Deconstructing The CBC’s Merry Christmas Mr. Harper Interview
On Radio Douchebaggery & Still Blaming The Chinese For Everything
On Santa Is A Big Fat Liar & The Ponytail Guy Who Just Won’t Let It Go
On 612 Hipsters And The Grinch Who Stole Christmas To Score Heroin
