On Cutting The “British” From BC & The Cops Versus A Piece Of Wood
On Jingo Journalism And Councillors Setting Themselves On Fire
On Gregor’s Big Victory And Calling The DTES A “Failed Community”
On Shitty Boyfriends And The Stench Of Burning Hair In Gastown
On Following Orders & The Mayor Losing The Election On Purpose
On Harper’s Jihad And Real Estate Developers Owning Our Futures
On Big Oil & Medieval Attitudes Towards The Homeless Of Surrey
On Winning The War On Drugs And NIMBYs Eating Their Young
On Bringing Out The Gimp For Ghomeshi & Galiano Island Brawls
On Rough Trade & The “Donnelly Group” Not Being So Bad After All
On Stampeding Idiots And The Terror Of Our Addiction To Hysteria
On NIMBYs Whining, Rezoning Shaughnessy, And Cleaning Birds
On Flipping Houses & Always Believing The Person In Dreadlocks
On Dodging Debates And Smartass Vikings Being Mean To Jesus
On Snortside Stabfests And Taxis’ Exhausted Crusade Against Uber
On Pot-Smoking Dogs And No One Caring What Harper Has To Say
On Harper’s Good Side And Swearing Oaths To The Gods Of Hockey
On Sore Lululosers And Clearing Oppenheimer Park’s Tent City
On Joint Agreements & Free Bartenders Serving Tainted Alcohol
On Arctic Pipedreams & Rabid Bats Loving Guitar-Playing Hippies
On Voyeuristic Punk Adventurism And Temporary Devil Genitals
On Terrorist Sex Shops & Teachers Enduring A Twittering Shithead
On The First Day Of School And Blaming Trees For A Forest Fire
On Barfing Into Fendi Bags & Affluent Kids Moving Into The DTES
On Killing Blackbirds And Promising To End Homelessness Again
On Peeping Drones & Kerrisdale Likened To A Bastion Of Marxism
On CP Rail’s PR Fail & Another Old White Guy Whining About Weed
On Getting Denied At Diner En Blanc And Pipeline Sentimentalism
