A few years back I think it was a cook at the old Parkside restaurant (now L’Altro Buca) who first turned me on to Infinite Wheel, a website that allows its baked and non-baked 3am browsers to try their hand at crafting kickass dub loops with horn samples, echoing bass twangs and Island women melodically offloading undecipherables with well timed laser mouse rollovers.

Unleash your rub-a-dub desktop with Dub Selector 8. Click the “One Way” sign and you’re in, meetin’ da riddim. Bring jah spice, boy, and watch for dem helicopters.