Scout Photos: Eating & Sipping Our Way Through New York City

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Michelle and I took some time off in New York City last week. We’d done all the touristy things in past Big Apple trips, so the bulk of our time was spent engaging in various self-indulgent behaviors. When we weren’t passed out in the marvelous Ace Hotel, we were drinking lots of really good booze, staying up to ridiculous hours and walking, walking, walking and people-watching in the blistering heat with good food either in our mouths or on our minds.

The trip was a barn burner: too much fun every day. In the midst of all the good times, however, I couldn’t help but feel a little embarrassed as a Vancouverite. New York is a very permissive town in comparison to my own. I could buy a single can of beer at a corner store at midnight, be ridiculed in my hotel bar for asking if they’re still serving drinks at 3:00am (“Of course we are! You must be from Canada…”), and eat just about anything I wanted from an almost obscene abundance of street food vendors.

People weren’t dropping dead on every street corner as a consequence of those petit freedoms. They were having a jolly fine time of it, and really, I’d never seen New York look and feel so vibrant, clean and healthy in all my life. It made me wonder at how much better Vancouver could be if City Hall and the provincial government just loosened the reins a little. We have our strengths, sure, but the barriers to enjoying oneself freely as they do in so many cities elsewhere are often so hard to surmount that it makes it tricky to muster the will to even bother sometimes.

The more I walked around the more I asked myself what it was that our municipal governments were so afraid of back home. If it’s mayhem on the streets, I don’t see it. If it’s food poisoning or rampant alcoholism, I don’t see it. While I realise that there have been baby steps toward progress here (the fumbling toward street food; the addition of an hour to liquor licenses), the generally restrictive attitude remains firmly entrenched, an ugly birthmark disfiguring our potential. Indeed, if I took one thing home with me from this trip, it was a tired sigh rather an epiphany. I love my city more than any other, but it would be especially nice if it took its damn nappy off and grew the fuck up.

That said and cast aside (I do like to bitch), here are a few of the things we ate, drank and saw. Enjoy…

After a Cathay pacific red-eye, we arrived at the Ace, pretty much the sweetest digs in town if you're on a budget.It's hot out. This grill could make 538 strips of bacon in less than five minutes. For real...Dude with a purpose...Actor Russell Brand outside Grand Central Station on the set of Arthur, a remake of the Dudley Moore classicThe flat iron building was one of the first skyscrapers ever built (1902). Few save for the engineers and architects thought it would stand. They say that during construction people would run from it whenever the wind blew hard...Outside Mario Batali's Babbo in New York (the biggest letdown of our trip)Appetising telephone. Licking not encouraged.This Soho morning-after supermodel horked up and spat out a huge loogie just a second before Michelle took her picture. Disgusting but awesome.Back from the hairdresser...Listening to Bel Biv Devoe and wearing a thong...Crepe breakfast of champions in the VillageWalking Broadway in New YorkThe street food options in NYC were overwhelming. They made Vancouver's paltry efforts toward same seem utterly ridiculous, as if dreamed up in a huff by children under five who only eat hot dogs and ice creamCan my wife take our picture? Are you Jewish? Sure!Green harvest in Union Square......and then Ghandi showed up unannounced, and all the birds stopped fightingGramercy TavernI'm pretty sure it's just our end of a pretty insignificant star that's made of stories (a stretch, really, as it's more rock and water than words), but you worked hard on this so...fine.The guy in black looking at all the couples suddenly realises that it's not actually a gay bar...Chefs in Vancouver hide in the back or around the corner for their smoke breaks. In New York, they sit on the sidewalks and fart a lot while playing tetris...Corinthian smoke break on Madison AvenueBakeries smell good...Live retail mannequins on Broadway try to look cool...Mailing letters in a great dressThe Empire State BuildingMichelle in the West Village, scarfing a meringue with berriesSomeone's depressed dining companion just ate a bad oysterTweet: I hate my dad more than his shoes...Kesté in the Village, home to the best Neapolitan pizza in New YorkAt Kesté, so stoked that the skin has melted off my face and my ears have turned into a surfboard and a fishing pole...Looking good for garbage dayBased on the recommendations of my friend Shaun Layton (barman at L'Abattoir), we ended up going to plenty of great cocktail bars. This is the entrance to Death & Co, which was the best of the bunchInside Death & Co.Outside Please Don't Tell, a cocktail bar hidden in a telephone booth inside a seemingly innocuous hot dog joint called Crif.The 1 billionth pair of heels seen on our first day...Fashion statementNew York is like a hoover that sucks up the world's prettiest girlsReading with feet in the Washington Square fountain...Storefront in SohoWhat are you eating? Water. Yeah, me too.Accosted by a smoking Korean teen looking for spare Pokemon cards, Julius used his iPhone's fake call app to get him out of the awkward jam...Flowers at Union Sq MarketA pen and a cup of tea.$75? But I can get these on the streets back home in Topeka for like...$72!Grabbing a chef's service spoon at JB Prince, the coolest restaurant supply store in the universe...Sadly, Babbo didn't live up to my admittedly pretty high expectations. The maitre'd was a bit of a stiff cock who wasn't impressed when I told him that I was Abe Froman, the sausage king of Chicago...We sat at the bar at Babbo, and were fed three courses of meh...You can get better Bolognese at Cioppino's, La Buca, La Quercia et cetera. The pasta stuck to the plate and the watery sauce was mangiacake blandSummer corn at BabboNettle pasta at Babbo...At JB Prince, checking out restaurant service sets...Cigar shop at 31st and Park Ave.One often had to resist the urge to punch the hipster baristas when getting a morning coffee...The best game of Nicky Nicky Nine Doors I've ever played...I kill you, watermelon.At a cool coktail joint called Mayahuel. Amazing list of tequila and sherry-based drinks.MayahuelQuiet down there!Crepe...I eat you.Corner Suite Tobacco De LuxeNeon is everywhere in New York and it's beautiful. In Vancouver, the City Hall nabobs only want it sparingly, lest it detract from...what exactly I don't know...Minetta tavernNYC bathroom grafitti is an artistic medium in and of itself...4:00am random sad girl at Empire PizzaAt Empire pizza after discovering my slice included a layer of spaghetti...Wear shirts, not clichèsThe Meatball Shop...Simple concept...meatballs in every guise imaginableFuck, another order of meatballs...Running meatballsMe at the Meatball Shop, pretending to be a confused vegetarian...I love you too, honey, but let's get this one thing straight. If you touch my meatballs, I will crush your head like this...Meatball subs on the passTwo ladies about to fight for the third meatball slider...Soft serve on BroadwayYellow subway...Less talk about the band I've never heard of before and more making my fucking coffee, alright?JD Salinger lives!Dude hailing phantom taxis...Late night indulgences2:00am at Magnolia Bakery, where the Vampire Weekend groupies wait for cupcakes high on $50 grams of bad weed3:30am East Village goddessLost in Strand Books...Times Square at 1:00amTimes Square batman beat up the Naked Cowboy and stole his chick (who seemed pretty cool with the idea)Times Square sighsImagine this at 4:00am at Georgia and GranvilleBemused cops laugh at faux punk goof with sign that reads Help! I need money to buy WEED!Times SquareTattooed dude: Let me take a picture of your emotional frailty...L'Esquina, home to late night tacos, taxi drivers and supermodels...Menu at La EsquinaHeels wait for tacos outside La EsquinaLa EsquinaCappuccinos and tattoos, all in one...Walking around a corner in the Village late one night, we came across this wall of remembrance for the victims of 9/11. Sobering.Chopstick close up at Momofuku Noodle BarWaiting for Ramen at Momofuku Noodle Bar (we do better noodles and stocks here in Van, but they include pork belly...checkmate)The Breslin sign on 29th.The Ace HotelScenesters outside the Ace Hotel, 2:00am (that's actor Michael Rapaport texting in the blue t-shirt)Inside the Ace lobby at 2:00amInside the Ace lobby, with the communal laptop table in full effectQ-Tip plays the hotelThe front desk at the Ace HotelTea at the Ace HotelNo arguments here...The Ace equivalent of a Do Not Disturb signUnfortunate staff uniforms in the Ace Hotel's morning cafe...But they sell Stumpdown coffee, so whatever...The look is New Amish, brother. Don't mock it.Tatted back...Good morning New York...Eight thousand three hundred and forty seven...eight thousand three hundred and forty eight...NYC sidewalk basement skylights...Michelle taking snaps...The Chrysler building...Dogs taking a breather from the heat in SohoAwesome street artTwo Ralph Lauren child models taunt the poor with melting ice cream bars...At an antique shop, momentarily stunned by a 16 inch ebony penis...New York 129BC bud is expensive in Soho0 Televisions - I love it.Banksy?ImprovisationA tree in Madison Square Park grows a personality...Outside DBGB, Daniel Boulud's newest digs in NYCWhat the hell is with you, squirrel? We ain't giving you shit so fuck off.Nine years later...Green light in New YorkTwitter: Yawn. My lava life date is a doucheNYU campus siestaMilling about Quartino...Street potatoes on a hot day...so naturally refreshingNYC Tap waterYou'd be a lot cooler in those leather pants if you weren't hanging out in them in front of an Urban Outfitters in August, dude...GIrls at the Union Sq MarketUnion Sq Market heirloomsUnion Sq Market fingerlingsUnion Sq Market delicious cider donutUnion Sq Market farmerGirls in BrooklynBooklyn dude, striking a pose...Outside Dram in BrooklynAt the Shake ShackShake ShackGreat wooden subway bench, L train to BrooklynTaking the opportunity to ignore people...Best. Couple. Ever.Deserted Brooklyn street...Nicks Luncheonette sign in BrooklynWeighed down in BrooklynBrooklyn - Mast Brothers ChocolateBrooklyn - Mast Brothers ChocolateBrooklyn Mast Brothers ChocolateDiner - BrooklynBrooklyn's Diner was an excellent lunch joint with ice cold air conditioning and an ancient feelDiner - BrooklynDiner - BrooklynBrooklyn - DinerMichelle relaxing at DinerHeirloom tomatoes at Diner - BrooklynMe and a grassfed beef burger on brioche bun at DinerMurals murals everywhere in BrooklynGirl in BrooklynStreet art in BrooklynHappy guitar girl in BrooklynStreet fruitAssorted house bitters at Brooklyn's DramSomething ginny and citrusy (dealer's choice) at Dram...A rum julep at DramMarlow & Sons in BrooklynThe Cheese Shop in BrooklynGreat cheese descriptions...Books on the street in BrooklynHigh Line in Chelsea - an old elevated train system converted into an elevated public park and green space.High LineHigh lineThe wonderful benches of High LineGrand Central StationA pretzel bun sandwich (yes!) with ham and cheeseIn the Berkshires, a Massachusetts detourOur digs in the BerkshiresA great friend, in her wedding dress in MassachussettsNYC Style 407Working it...So hip it freakin' hurts...Colourful cab fareOldest drugstore in New York...Generation gapKids in a van on BoweryStreet fashionsMom + Zagat = no hamburgers...fuckSidewalk runway with purpose...Restaurants still going strong at 3:00amAt some random bar late in Greenwich VillageMichelle scoring some ice creamA kiss is going on up there...Late night in BleeckerWall marketing at The Burger BarIn my friend's apartment on Washington Square, trying to catch up on Scout stuffUntil next time...

Comments

9 Responses to “Scout Photos: Eating & Sipping Our Way Through New York City”

  1. Scott on August 17th, 2010 10:59 pm

    NICE!

  2. Keith Nicholson on August 17th, 2010 11:13 pm

    Andrew, those are some amazing pic’s! what a trip!!! can’t wait to get there…

  3. Scout Magazine on August 17th, 2010 11:39 pm

    Thanks. It was a fun trip. Have a good time yourself.

  4. Jake on August 18th, 2010 10:41 am

    Great photos, thanks Andrew.

  5. Artie on August 18th, 2010 10:26 pm

    Michelle and Andrew, what a fantastic visual of one of the coolest cities. Next visit will include Scout intel. Peace rt

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  7. JKal on August 26th, 2010 9:43 pm

    This article is why I love Scout

  8. 604 on August 28th, 2010 9:06 am

    Sweet pics!

  9. sam on September 8th, 2010 2:28 pm

    Really great piece, looked like an awesome trip, Love the NYC(and the midnight single cans of beer!)