East Van Calamari

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East Van Calamari | Detritus/Litter | The left-over elastic rings of spent latex condoms that litter alleyways across East Vancouver. A misnomer, as it is hardly a phenomenon exclusive to one specific area of the city.

Usage: “Um, dude…I think you have some East Van Calamari stuck to the bottom of your shoe…”explore-the-lexicon

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