Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Gets Offer Of Help From Strip Club

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Embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford was ticketed by the RCMP last night for jaywalking in Burquitlam. According to reports, he’s “shocked” and “embarrassed” by the $109 ticket, which he instinctively (but incorrectly) called “a waste of taxpayer’s money”. Lucky for him our own No. 5 Orange strip club is offering jaywalking ticket validation this week (as evidenced by the sign pictured above), though he probably gets enough jaywalking ticket validation to eat at home…

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  1. It’s honestly a little difficult to NOT jaywalk in our Burquitlam-KoreaTown neighbourhood with all of the Evergreen Line disruptions to all of the sidewalks etc. I technically need to jaywalk nearly every day here to get to the grocery store or the Skytrain.
    I think they’re nailing out of towners. Evergreen disruption has also been forcing delivery trucks and such to park around in areas where they end up getting a ticket. I’ve witnessed it walking around here. Everything here is just in a state.

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