On Big Fat Payouts And “Trendy” $800 Bachelor Suites On Main St.
On Secret Swimming Spots & The Joys Of Political Masturbation
On Urban Noise & Old Journalists Who Have Never Smoked Weed
On Civic Engagements & Railroading Through Our Neighbourhoods
On Stumblebums And Observing The Real Manbuns Of Vancouver
On Spoiling Dive Bars & The Smoking Ruin Of Our Weed Economy
On Making A Mess Of “Happy Hour” And Spilling Irony Everywhere
On Street Vending & No Money For Teachers (Because Oysters)
On Homeless Spikes & ‘Real Housewives’ As Civic Embarrassments
On Hidden Marijuana And Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangster!
On Bad Heroin And The Steamy Back Pages Of The Georgia Straight
On Supersucking And Desperately Seeking ‘Ultra Rich Asian Girls’
On Turks & Caicos And Stephen Harper Being Prone To Fits Of Rage
On White Privilege And Canadians Against Alcohol In Campgrounds
On Peacekeeping And Our Civic Election Being Decided By Big Oil
On Taking A Stand Against Tipping And Wreck Beach Erections
On Anti-Oil Bears And The Reasoning Of Scum-Sucking Slumlords
On Mayoral Mistakes & The End Of The Chinatown Night Market
On Our City In Decline And Oil Spills Being Good For Local Business
On Cracking Down On Foreign Workers And Very Silly Dog Owners
On Rebuilding After The Earthquake And The Silliness Of 4/20
On The City’s Biggest Eyesores And Quantifying Our Own Racism
On Fear Mongering & Avoiding All Culture To Afford An Urban Life
On Art Poodles And Gastown’s Permanent State Of Transition
On Market Demand & The Man With The Hardest Sales Job In BC
On Speaker Safaris And The Hubris Of Housing The Homeless
On Hyenas Hounding The Portland Hotel Society And TED Elitism
On Letting The Market Do Its Work And Poverty Pimps Gettin’ Gnar
