Our friend Frankie Macdonald usually warns us and his 165k subscribers in advance of especially bad weather across Canada. Yesterday, things took a turn for the different, however, as the beloved Nova Scotia meteorologist predicted a “massive earthquake” will hit Vancouver “anytime soon”.

“People of Vancouver, you can’t escape the earthquakes forever!”

Word.

As usual, thanks for the warning, Frankie! We’re going out for extra batteries, bottled water and all the instant ramen now.