A no messing around guide to the coolest things to eat, drink and do in Vancouver and beyond. Community. Not clickbait.

On Oppressed Maserati Drivers And The Politics Of Screwing Citizens

On Dismantling Dunbar And Thousands Getting Stoned At The Beach

On PNE Porn Shoots And The Temptations Of Life On Commercial Drive

On Political Optics & The Hilarious Tremblings Of Outraged West Siders

On Tight Pink Sweaters And Building Skyscrapers In West Point Grey

On Bullshit Ivy League Wannabes & Civic Prejudice Against Families

On Evasive Mathematics And Heroic Developers Coming To The Rescue

On The Hunt For Pretty Dicks And A Local Newspaper That Won’t Fail

On Cactus Club Reviews And Wrecking Holidays With Clickbait Bullshit

On Media Trolling For Assfish And Suspicious Middle Eastern Dudes

On Assholes With Pepper Spray & Canada Selling Arms To Saudi Arabia

On Cultural Hegemony And Xenophobic Affections For The Homeless

On Surviving The Great Tweetquake And Shuttling Scared Tech Nerds

On Poetic Appropriation, Street Sweeps, And Burning Down The House

On Alberta Playing Itself And Spending The Night On Grouse Mountain

On Imminent Cat Cafes And Banning Trump From Unceded Territories

On Slumlord Millionaires & The Fraser Institute Sucking Koch For Cash

On Trouser Turtles And Hating Works Of Art That Go Over Our Heads

On Love Letters To East Van And The Curse Of The Violent Douchebag

On Kinky Parties, Surrey Drug Deals, And The Big Mysteries Of Uranus

On Marijuana Overdoses And Cleansing The DTES For Incoming Condos

On Trading Refugees For Xenophobes & Picking Up After Racoon Dogs

On Alberta Surfers And Kingsgate Mall Not Being Weird In The Least

On Hip Hop Hilarity And The Future Condos Of The Downtown Eastside

On Jumping Off Ferries And Racism Getting The Best Of A Class Issue

On New Kibble For Rabid Sinophobes And Wizards Dethroning Donnelly

On Old Viaducts And Bob Rennie Getting A Sandwich Named After Him

On The Left’s Future And Dreaming Out Loud Of Clark Replacing Harper