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On Selling The Water On Mars & The Slow Americanisation Of Canada

On Fear Mongering, Slut Shaming, And Howling “Old Stock” Canadians

On Harper Kicking Dogs, Wayne Regretzky, And Twerking With Wolves

On Strathcona’s Tomato Thieves And Our Politicians Being Total Goofs

On Instagram Angst And Creating Refugees In Order To Save Refugees

On Treasonous Tunes & Bitching To BC Hydro At The End Of The World

On Love Lock Silliness And The Delusions Of The Conservative Mind

On The Glorious Rage Of Harper Fanatics & The Apathy Of Slacktivists

On Blaming The Bible & Living Large In A Van Nowhere Near The River

On Harper’s Follies And An Alternative To Diner En Blanc At Crab Park

On Terrible Parents And The Endangered Young Conservative Species

On Commercial Drive’s Rebellion And Dropping The Writ Like It’s Hot

On The Shrinking World Of Grumpy Old Bigots & Conservative Robots

On Terror Quotas & City Planners Who Don’t Sell Condos For A Living

On Destroying Worlds & Restricting Water Use For Aesthetic Purposes

On Greasy Statues And The Police Making Discoveries On The DTES

On Outlet Mall Silliness And How Harper Will Defeat The Lizard Prince

On Bad Cops And Absent Leaders In The Cold Heart Of The Greediverse

On Doomed Plebiscites & Breathing In The Smoke Of Climate Change

On Sticky Arrests And Taking Pride In Our Indifference To Patriotism

On Dreading The News, Hipster Beard Growth, And Reliable Leviticus

On Weed’s Big Enemies & Christy Clark Making A Total Ass Of Herself

On Corporate Yoga Wank Fests & The Eerie Fascism Of “Crafted Living”

On Continued Corporate Assholery & Banning Bob Rennie’s Big Mouth

On Transit Cop Asshats & Building A Bonfire For Vancouver’s Vanities

On The Coming Of Stab Night And The Weird Morons Who Govern Us

On Dead Ravers And PM Harper’s Clever Plans For Eternal Domination

On Harper’s Follies And Whistler Moving To Alienate Australian Youth