On Selling The Water On Mars & The Slow Americanisation Of Canada
On Fear Mongering, Slut Shaming, And Howling “Old Stock” Canadians
On Harper Kicking Dogs, Wayne Regretzky, And Twerking With Wolves
On Strathcona’s Tomato Thieves And Our Politicians Being Total Goofs
On Instagram Angst And Creating Refugees In Order To Save Refugees
On Treasonous Tunes & Bitching To BC Hydro At The End Of The World
On Love Lock Silliness And The Delusions Of The Conservative Mind
On The Glorious Rage Of Harper Fanatics & The Apathy Of Slacktivists
On Blaming The Bible & Living Large In A Van Nowhere Near The River
On Harper’s Follies And An Alternative To Diner En Blanc At Crab Park
On Terrible Parents And The Endangered Young Conservative Species
On Commercial Drive’s Rebellion And Dropping The Writ Like It’s Hot
On The Shrinking World Of Grumpy Old Bigots & Conservative Robots
On Terror Quotas & City Planners Who Don’t Sell Condos For A Living
On Destroying Worlds & Restricting Water Use For Aesthetic Purposes
On Greasy Statues And The Police Making Discoveries On The DTES
On Outlet Mall Silliness And How Harper Will Defeat The Lizard Prince
On Bad Cops And Absent Leaders In The Cold Heart Of The Greediverse
On Doomed Plebiscites & Breathing In The Smoke Of Climate Change
On Sticky Arrests And Taking Pride In Our Indifference To Patriotism
On Dreading The News, Hipster Beard Growth, And Reliable Leviticus
On Weed’s Big Enemies & Christy Clark Making A Total Ass Of Herself
On Corporate Yoga Wank Fests & The Eerie Fascism Of “Crafted Living”
On Continued Corporate Assholery & Banning Bob Rennie’s Big Mouth
On Transit Cop Asshats & Building A Bonfire For Vancouver’s Vanities
On The Coming Of Stab Night And The Weird Morons Who Govern Us
On Dead Ravers And PM Harper’s Clever Plans For Eternal Domination
On Harper’s Follies And Whistler Moving To Alienate Australian Youth