First Few Bites

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First Few Bites | Phenomenon | From the standardized restaurant customer check-up: “How are the first few bites?” Used almost exclusively by corporate-trained restaurant staff one to five minutes after food is delivered to a table.

Usage: “If this robot asks how my first few bites are, I’m going to flip the fuck out…”explore-the-lexicon

 

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  1. ^^This. I’m always tempted to say “As tired and uninsirping as the phrase you’ve just uttered,” but that would be mean-spirited even for me.

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