It’s almost the Thanksgiving holiday long weekend…and we’ve got turkey on the brain. But probably not in the way you’re expecting; we simply can’t stop thinking about “Turkeystocks“!

To clarify, we’re talking about New Orleans sandwich shop Turkey and the Wolf’s ridiculous new riff on the Birkenstock “Boston” slip-on style. The sandwich-inspired shoes (pictured above and below) are made from real suede, featuring EVA outsoles and branded cushy cork footbeds, straps, fasteners and buckles – so they’re designed to be comfy as well as cute AF. By our estimation, the only thing these bad boys don’t have going for them is the edibility factor.

A pair of Turkeystocks will set you back $139 (plus taxes and shipping) and are currently available to pre-order from the Turkey and the Wolf Merch site here. Production is still six(ish) weeks out, which means that if you don’t sleep on securing your size, they could be adorning your feet as early as late November.