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TEA & TWO SLICES: On Police Clichés And Stupid Questions That Don’t Need Answers

by Sean Orr | Slowly turning into a Cormack McCarthy novel: Controversial B.C. deer cull will see meat go to the needy. Why stop there? Have you seen how many pigeons are down here? We even named a park after them! #proteinpark

The Fountainhead: Enbridge is a Canadian Success Story. They’ve practically performed a miracle. They’ve turned sand into bitumen – which is like a notch down from turning water into wine.

Call of Duty: “Vancouver police will conduct an independent investigation of the incident.” Do the VPD just have a few emergency stand-by clichés on a rolodex? Or better yet, a magic eight ball? “Outlook does not look good”.

Most Livable: Downtown Vancouver rents rise sharply in five years. You don’t say?

Down and Out in London and Vancouver (a Dishwasher’s Tale): The Olympics come with fine promises of sustainability and social responsibility. But reality doesn’t always match the rhetoric. You know, looking back, in hindsight (and albeit recidivist), I can’t think of anywhere else in the world where you could wear a ski mask in the day and and high-five drunk dudes all night.

Money can’t buy you love: Canada’s top CEOs have already earned what you’ll work all year for. Unless, of course, you work all year for happiness. Like as a dishwasher. Part time.

MVP! MVP! Abbotsford posts a 2011 murder shutout. To celebrate, they’re holding an all-night rave and we’re all going to do… aw fuck.

We will not rest until our mission is complete: 20 celebrity questions that must be answered in 2012. Can someone ask our local media how much longer they are going to be shovelling this trash down our throats? Thanks.

Bye Bye Bertie: Popular Vancouver diner Bert’s Restaurant will close its doors this week. In it’s place will open Bertand Firkin’s Social Public House and Gastro-Patio.

There are 12 comments

  1. “In it’s place will open Bertand Firkin’s Social Public House and Gastro-Patio.”
    priceless, cliched, bulls eye on and pandering to the trendy elitist hipsters reader all in one , Sean starts the year with a perfect score

  2. What exactly is controversial about the deer cull? Didn’t specify in the article, and the comments get kinda heated.

  3. ““In it’s place will open Bertand Firkin’s Social Public House and Gastro-Patio.”
    priceless, cliched, bulls eye on and pandering to the trendy elitist hipsters reader all in one , Sean starts the year with a perfect score”

    And yet that would be the sort of place Scout is likely to feature as a new opening, so who’s the joke really on?

  4. Oh, and since pseudo-anonymous snark like that comes across as douchey, let me just clarify that I love what Scout is doing and I don’t want it to stop. It’s just the apparent contradiction between OpEds and the features/advertising that I’m really calling out here.

  5. Part of the reason why most people read Scout is because it doesn’t give those types of restaurants the time of day. It’s all quality here, all the time. I’d say the joke is on you, but I don’t want to sound douchey either.

  6. @wasabian 90% of the time you’re right, which is why I come back. But there are places Scout recommends I’m not on board with. Places that would easily qualify as Bertran Firkin’s Social etc. Which is why I find articles like this just a bit off.

  7. more words that need to go from the collective vocabulary (particularly on the Scout comment board):

    “hipster”
    “gentrification”
    “pseudo”

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