by Sean Orr | For the first time ever in B.C., prosecutors and police have won a criminal-gang conviction. What? Really? Does that mean the cops suck, or are in cahoots? I mean, they are awesome at tasering people, leaving them out in the rain to die, and dropkicking them to the head, but is this really only the first time they’ve actually won a gang conviction?
Anti-Olympic activist Joe Bowser gets his RCMP file! For free, and shows you how to get your very own! As hard as I tried in the run up to the Games, I doubt they have a file on me, but I’m still gonna ask just in case!
It’s happening here, part 3: Social Development Minister Kevin Krueger said Dix should keep his head down or risk being shot at. Why don’t you just publish a map of all the NDP ministers that should keep their head down using cross-hairs over each riding?
Michigan environmentalist calls Enbridge Northern Gateway pipelines nearly impossible. Keep in mind, however, it is only impossible in her own mind and based solely on her experience in Michigan, where a pipeline failed, aka its entirely possible and they are totally going to do it.
Security run-in brings 82-year-old to tears. This is what freedom looks like…
The oldest ghost sign in Vancouver, 325 Carrall. “Louvre Saloon/Boston House/up the alley/clean beds 20 c”
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planetary alignment aside, your off the get ready set go again graukopf-grntaube jammerer. A trip to the corner dollar emporium is in order little pidgeon, a pencil wood due you well to understand the weight of a real word.
“graukopf-grntaube jammerer” did you mean “wailing little grey haired bird”?
I now officially skip Sean’s article and go straight to the comments. No slight to Sean, but this shit is gold.
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you need to gather your green ghost and pack a tent each, its a long halls of montezuma but your two tense armed with that and with wit sharp as a Wilson NCAA game ball you can call East vANcoUVer “ciudad natal” maybe someday be the mayor of Commercial Drive. A shave and polish and a mean Orson Bean you might aspire to “Does This Smell Funny to You?”
little pidgeon little pidgeon flap your lips cause you aint that hip , your record is of little interest to the powers that pee. you might bea arthur advised to like the lone stranger chanted “cover your maudlin verbosity little pidgeon, content is Quay and your chicks for free.”
sorry I seemed to have missed all that, busy on the floor last night with a bucket and mop cleaning up after the golden globes. wow what a night nothing that cure the blues like a golden globe. Sean, I was flying higher than a eskimo on chlorofluorocarbon, like that time at the sev, remember, when that golden globe smashed through my tv and settled upon the clan like a rabid african bukkake omelette. Stuffed tighter than a manila burritto it exploded on the wide eyed faces of the JC onlookers. Take that to your 2010 protest rally and lets indulge in enjoyable recollection of past events, banners and missed opportunities at hooking up with suburban angst hotties who think that the east side equates bordeom with dangerous. Nothing like having no life to make poverty seem like stardom.
wow you managed to reference the golden globes, chlorofluorocarbon’s, olympic protesters, manilla and bukkake and then wrap it up with asswipe on the east side star ranking system, impressive…. need to bring my B game. Sean are you listening, there may be a whale in your teapot