I’ve been buried (read: beat down) by a print magazine deadline for the past three days and in dire need of some pointless entertainment. Watch for the lady in black saying hello to the pillar with her face at the 45 second mark. Freakin’ whammo! After a little digging, I found out that several passengers suffered broken bones and severe lacerations. Not so amusing. What is funny, however, is that the cruise line offered to compensate the victims with 25% off their next cruise. Nice.