This poor dude has obviously had a few too many beers already, which makes it a blinding mystery as to why he would want another twelve. But man, does he ever want it bad! I’ve never seen such devotion, especially when lying down. And that yoga position that he gets into at 1:35? Truly inspiring to behold, like a crippled deer trying to limp off the highway. The security camera freezes a couple of times, but make sure you watch until the very end…