“Cool” is a bit rich. “Douchey” is better, but one can nevertheless appreciate good design without getting too snobby about it. “Innovative” is much better. In any event, we’ve all likely had nights that could have called for one of these babies…

“Next time you’re tailgating, camping or attending a BYOB party you can avoid those long, thirsty walks back to the cooler or the fridge by keeping a plethora of your favorite canned beers right on your chest”

Hell yes we can. $30 and it’s all yours.