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On The Sauder School Of Douchebags And A Tax On All Our Tokes

On Brazen Bike Thefts And The Sucking Sound Of Our Newspapers

On Canada’s “Cultural Conundrum” And Another Day On The DTES

On Torrential Rain & Harper Admitting He Doesn’t Smoke Weed

On The Canadian War On Culture And Stealing Back Your Bicycle

On Big Media Boobs And Monuments To Victims Of Capitalism

On Missing Porno Flicks And The Facade Of “Diner en Blanc”

On Missing Rivers And The Art Of Blaming Hipsters For Everything

On Quiet Snowmobiles And Who Smashed The Window At Cuchillo?

On Translink’s Derps And The Prudish (But Still Sexy) 69% Of Us

On The Shadenfreude Cruise And Local Media Going To The Dogs

On Hippy Invasions And Douglas Coupland Being A Total Jerk

On Privatizing Poop And Naked Ladies On Vancouver Rooftops

On The New “No Rain” Policy And Dumping Champagne On Poets

On Gardening With Marijuana And Who The Hell Drinks Vodka?

On The Beer Boat To Detroit And Our Unappreciated Developers

On Thai Shuttlecocks And Leave Me Alone I’m Just A Dishwasher

On Ghetto Hellos And Newspapers Trying To Make Sense Of Art

On Employee Payouts And The Media Covering Heroin Overdoses

TEA & TWO SLICES: On Interpretive Riots And Hysteria Soaring To Silly New Heights

TEA & TWO SLICES: On Sighing In Relief And Chucking Big Cups Of Water On People

TEA & TWO SLICES: On Choosing What To Protest And Never Going Back To The USA

TEA & TWO SLICES: On Rainbow Sidewalks And The New DTES Restaurant That “Kills”

TEA & TWO SLICES: On Looking Beyond Highrises & Two Sad Junkies From Surrey

TEA & TWO SLICES: On Simplistic Garbage And Threatening “One Hell Of A Good Time”

TEA & TWO SLICES: On The Density Of Anti-Development And The Gastown Bong Clock

TEA & TWO SLICES: On Locally Sourced Strippers And Reality Is A Ride On The Bus

TEA & TWO SLICES: On Raging Scofflaws And Slaughtering Water Buffalo In Kitsilano