On Surviving The Great Tweetquake And Shuttling Scared Tech Nerds
On Poetic Appropriation, Street Sweeps, And Burning Down The House
On Alberta Playing Itself And Spending The Night On Grouse Mountain
On Imminent Cat Cafes And Banning Trump From Unceded Territories
On Slumlord Millionaires & The Fraser Institute Sucking Koch For Cash
On Trouser Turtles And Hating Works Of Art That Go Over Our Heads
On Love Letters To East Van And The Curse Of The Violent Douchebag
On Kinky Parties, Surrey Drug Deals, And The Big Mysteries Of Uranus
On Marijuana Overdoses And Cleansing The DTES For Incoming Condos
On Trading Refugees For Xenophobes & Picking Up After Racoon Dogs
On Alberta Surfers And Kingsgate Mall Not Being Weird In The Least
On Hip Hop Hilarity And The Future Condos Of The Downtown Eastside
On Jumping Off Ferries And Racism Getting The Best Of A Class Issue
On New Kibble For Rabid Sinophobes And Wizards Dethroning Donnelly
On Old Viaducts And Bob Rennie Getting A Sandwich Named After Him
On The Left’s Future And Dreaming Out Loud Of Clark Replacing Harper
On Jose Bautista Is Lord And Mighty Harper Being Bested By A Haircut
On Strategic Voting And Killing Trees In The Name Of Limitless Luxury
On Hardcore Spin Class And Celebrating The Very Worst Of Vancouver
On Armchair Architects And Not Fearing Gastown’s Retail Biker Gang
On Selling The Water On Mars & The Slow Americanisation Of Canada
On Fear Mongering, Slut Shaming, And Howling “Old Stock” Canadians
On Harper Kicking Dogs, Wayne Regretzky, And Twerking With Wolves
On Strathcona’s Tomato Thieves And Our Politicians Being Total Goofs
On Instagram Angst And Creating Refugees In Order To Save Refugees
On Treasonous Tunes & Bitching To BC Hydro At The End Of The World
On Love Lock Silliness And The Delusions Of The Conservative Mind
On The Glorious Rage Of Harper Fanatics & The Apathy Of Slacktivists
