Kelownafornian

Kelownafornian | Stereotype | A young, white, wannabe gangster from Kelowna. We don’t even have to make fun of them, as they do it to themselves. Wep for the future.

Usage | “I was at the beach today and it was like Kelownafornian bomb went off. Affliction shirts off, shitty tats everywhere…”explore-the-lexicon

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