Blandcouver


Blandcouver | Nickname | A reference to Vancouver’s lack of cosmopolitan flair and subsequent failure to behave like the world class city that we constantly strive to be. Also the Twitter handle of “a group of tech & media curmudgeons who love Vancouver but think sometimes the people in this town need a friendly punch in the stomach.”

Usage: “Yeah, sorry. The Skytrain shuts down at 1am. Welcome to Blandcouver.”

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