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Vancouver Hipster Species #815: The Skateboarding Mixologist…

April-22-2010-mcs-132

City of Looks | This is a look that might have been better served had he rocked it only on foot, and not just because riding a skateboard in the rain is awfully cruel to bearings and grip tape. His green and orange wheels clash with everything save for the red-laced sneakers, and his angular, mangled excuse for a ride doesn’t gel with his otherwise carefully tailored silhouette. The cigarette and lunch bag of sushi are, of course, timeless, but he carves too quickly for it all to properly sink in, which sort of defeats the whole purpose of getting dressed in the first place. The why of the no headphones remains a total mystery, but what’s a hipster if not properly mysterious?

There are 5 comments

  1. This assesment of #815 is poorly thought out. A longboard and orange laces do not a hipster make. Plus, he’s not wearing a messenger bag.

    Check my website for deets on proper hipster accoutrements.

    Try Again?

  2. Dreaded indeed. I think I might lay personal claim to #433.

    Hipster Designer, pooh-poohing while once again promoting your own site is so #752.