by Sean Orr | On Kyoto and Condoms or Semen and Sea Levels: Harper pulls out. Turns out he approaches climate treaties the same way he approaches sex. Playing it safe is against his beliefs.

Amnesty now! New Parliamentary report on violence against indigenous women a regrettable step backwards. Can that just be our new slogan? Canada: A Regrettable Step Backwards.

Toasted Wheat: Government broke the law when dismantling Wheat Board. Pfft! Winnipeg Free Press? Sounds like a bunch of commies to me.

A Portent: Protest at the Port. I imagine the editorials tomorrow will lament the livelihoods of those poor truckers with mouths to feed who were disrupted by the demonstration, when in fact they’ve been invisible this whole time.

Unfortunately, her years as Minister of Health have already destroyed her ability to tell a real human from a fake one: Naomi Yamamoto in the nursing lab. “Psst, this chick is dead right?”

Not The Onion: Sleeping bags help keep homeless people warm. Yeah, you know what else keeps them warm? Homes. They’re homeless not sleepingbagless. Sheesh.

Uh…Banknotes hard to forge, but women missing? (The previous two headlines via Tea & Two Slices’ newest intern, Jeff O’Brien)

What was he doing so far away from The Pumpjack? Bear Spotted at Cambie and Georgia. Leading us to the Tweet of the Day c/o Dustin John Bromley, “I hope @MayorGregor proclaims December 12th as Holy Shit There’s a Bear on Cambie Street Day”.