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Foreign Intelligence Brief #362: Mubarak’s Convincing Nikolae Ceaucescu Impression

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To paraphrase/summarize Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak’s speech today…

The Egyptian people are justified in their anger. I agree that there must be regime change, beginning with the removal of – ahem – me from power. And so, for the sake of the Egyptian people, I intend to oversee all of these changes.

Derp. Good luck with your work week, Hosni!

PS. The revolution is being televised.

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