Tea and Two Slices
On Ostrich Heads Stuck in the Sand and Building a Statue of Andy Yan
in his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds cops protecting soldiers and the testament of a Tent City.
On Drinking Brad Marchand’s Tears and Trying to Listen to False Creek’s Orcas
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr wishes we could clone Jean Swanson and says bye to a few old white men.
On Bankrupt Journalism and Stupidly Mistaking Vancouver for Hong Kong
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr scolds lit cigarette tossers while letting dumpster fires burn themselves out.
On Rich People Behaving Badly and Scandinavian Solutions to Greed and Incompetence
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr wonders at shaming plastic bags and the people who think money laundering is OK.
On Smuggling Cheese and Vancouver’s Inability to Function Without Money Laundering
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr searches for a lost deer and wonders at the deflation of housing bubbles.
On Chip Wilson’s Erection Problem and Paying Young People Less
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr considers sumo suits and the media not treating climate change as an emergency.
On More Pubs Getting Donnellized and Studying the Benefits of Money Laundering
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr dreams of tunnels under Stanley Park and people who ask to speak to the manager.
On the Ghost of Vision and Vampires Looking to Profit off Vancouver’s Anxieties
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr orders McNuggets and finds former city councillors doing terrible things.
On Gas Companies Being Greedy and Accidentally Getting High at Tim Hortons
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr learns of downward spirals and old dudes whining about skatepark graffiti.
On Being Out of Touch With the Common Voter and a Bad Look for the Transit Police
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr plumbs new NIMBY depths and worries about Vancouver's mascots
On Tech Bros Being the Worst and Seeing Movement in the Living Wage
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr renames all the Skytrain stations and wonders at tax breaks.
On Homeless Rebellions and Raising the Lion’s Gate Bridge to Attract Bigger Cruise Ships
in his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr learns of loaded shotguns and people acting surprised when they find out casinos suck.
On Developers Dangling Free Avocado Toast and Waiting for Our Mad Max Moment
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr learns about life in the gig economy and slumlords getting away with it.
On Chip-Eating Buffoons and 60,000 Drunk Idiots Let Loose Upon Our Streets
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr wonders at the failures of legalisation and quickly tires of Michael Bublé.
On Hashtagging the Housing Collapse and Kings Never Living Like College Kids
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr learns of horror films becoming reality and Canada trying to save the world order.
On Spoiled Brats Bitching About Bugatti Taxes and Poor Old People Begging for Elevators
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr considers the future of the sea wall and explains his Skytrain spending.
On More Complaints from Kitsilano and Scapegoating the Poor for Vancouver’s Ills
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean considers Vancouver's rodent population and sees satire where there is none.
On the Upcoming Outdoor Handjob Festival and Scenes From the Cherry Blossom Apocalypse
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr learns Alberta repeating itself and plots adventures on Vancouver's wealthy West Side.
On Wildfires Cancelling the Summer and Terrible Pop-Up Restaurant Ideas
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr awaits news from Crab Park and rolls his eyes at real estate developers.
On Eviction Notices for Everybody and the Enduring Importance of Turn Signals
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr learns about hit-and-runs and Canada warming at twice the global rate.
On Hassling Restaurants in White Rock and the Inside Joke of Housing ‘Affordability’
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr applauds Batman's zeal and wonders at a snapshot of foreign-owned real estate.
On Pitching Tents in Shaughnessy and Career Politicians Wanting Unlimited Rent Increases
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds meaningless, nebulous phrases and the province exercising its power.
On Doing Something About Predatory Renovictions and Kids Playing Darts With Needles
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr learns of backcountry rescues and compares the size of Craigslist rentals to jail cells.
On Comforting the Rich at a Yacht Club and the Imminent End of Wing’s Cafe
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr sees springtime gas price lamentations and explains things to a German dishwasher.
On Dish Pigs, Sugar Baby Arrangements and the Joy of Watching Home Sales Fall
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr learns of a fisherman being terrible and the death of a local punk legend.
On Airbnb Still Sucking and the Donnelly Group Getting Ready to Ruin Weed
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds No Fun silliness in Burnaby and taxes doing what they're supposed to do.
On the Death of Robson St. and Remembering When Governments Built Great Things
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds drive-thru blessings and wonders at non-profit dentistry.
On Finding More Ways to Make Developers Happy and Living With Less Culture Than Yogurt
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr applauds a chairlift rescue and wonders at a brief moment of sanity at City Hall.
