I’m having a very hard time believing this, but it’s no joke. From the seldom referred-to Scout Department of Oh Hell No comes terrifying news that a dramatic, feature length film about the formation of Facebook has been greenlit by Columbia Pictures. For real. David Fincher will direct “The Social Network”, written by Aaron Sorkin, the wordsmith behind the multi-Emmy winning series,”The West Wing”. Variety has details on the cast:

Jesse Eisenberg will play founder Mark Zuckerberg, Justin Timberlake will play Sean Parker, the Napster co-founder who became Facebook’s founding president, and Andrew Garfield will play Eduardo Saverin, the Facebook co-founder who fell out with Zuckerberg as the social network became a financial juggernaut.

Sounds like a romantic comedy.