Tea and Two Slices
On the Trouble With Cruise Ships and Canada Getting Played by a One Trick Pony
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr learns about "eskimo tags" and the marriage of two ice hockey captains.
On the Things Being Done to Dolls Now and Developers Behaving Like Babies
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr considers the many sides of populism and the bad things politicians do after politics.
On Real Estate Investors in Hiding and Wondering if Trump Has a Trudeau Pee Tape
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds Trudeau signing on to silliness and the NPA blaming the Russians.
On Silver Spoon Imperiousness and Trying Not to Look Like Cheech & Chong
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean finds a different definition for austerity and learns about the coming pot crackdown.
On Facebook Shenanigans and Electing the People Who Are Part of the Problem
In Sean Orr's latest read of the news headlines, he finds a mayoral race full of fiends and local cops doing dumb things.
On Voting For Babies and Picking Fights With People Who Drink Juice
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr wonders at the mayoral race and people who defend the real estate market.
On Brutal Rent Increases and Sharing the Silly Opinions of Washed Up Hockey Players
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr wonders at mass despair and is reminded of the revolutionary fate of landlords.
On the Danger of ‘Helmetless Hipsters’ and Billing Oil Companies for Forest Fires
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds the local paper investigating stickers and a cop getting out of hand.
On Shady Backroom Giveaways and the Trouble With Protecting Second Period Leads
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean doesn't get his hopes up over a court ruling and laments an ironic death at WCB.
On Coin Operated Street Lamps and Smoking Out the Joys of Summer
In Sean Orr's latest read of the news headlines, he finds Doug Ford being thick as bricks and wildfire smoke making people stupid.
On Indelicate Discourse and the Soulless Corporate Vampire Sucking Vancouver Dry
In his latest read of the headlines, Sean Orr wonders at Vancouver vs. Airbnb, political wannabes and frozen wages.
On Sympathy for Bigfoot Convictions and Throwing Rocks at the Wildfire Smoke
Sean Orr's latest read of the news headlines finds vile personal insults and people playing the blame game with BC's wildfires.
On Dumb Mayoral Candidates and ‘Dîner en Blanc’ Being the Bad Joke Some Never Got
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds smoke in his lungs and the hot millennial trend of never-ending labour.
On Capitalist Vegan Invasions and Finally Waking From Vancouver’s ‘Liveable’ Dream
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr wonders at Vancouver's bruised ego and opines on local ambassador candidates.
On Canadian Smugness and Saving Statues of Racists for Pigeons to Crap On
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr gets an orca update and hears about amateur tyranny in Ontario.
On Kid Gloves for Slumlords and Boomers Lamenting the Millennial Work Ethic
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr sees bagel-making woes and the unextinguished campfires of Kinder Morgan.
On Flipping Trump Tower and Waving Your Orcas in the Air Like You Just Don’t Care
Sean Orr's latest read of the news headlines elicits biblical references and ties Seth Rogen to the day everything became nothing.
On Active Bystanding and Making Life Even Harder For People Without Homes
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr laments media complicity and gets wind of some silliness back east.
On Pushing for Rent Controls and Speaking the Language of Late Capitalism
Sean's latest read of the news headlines sees memories of demonstrations past and seniors living with "too much house".
On Morons Messing With Health Care and the Successful Marketing of Nickelback
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds a terrible photoshop job and our government giving in to fear mongers.
On Making Life Harder for Buskers and Calling 911 Like It’s Customer Service
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds musicians getting the shaft and view corridors getting damned.
On Whipping Up Loathing and Animals Now Doing Their Very Best to Avoid Us
A read of the news headlines has Sean Orr wondering at the escape plans of the rich and the election being a referendum on capitalism.
On Bad Mural Ideas and Weed’s Unlikely Future of Paying Off Politicians
In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr grapples with murderous advocations and things rich people say to poor people.
On Bad Acid Trips, Casinos Always Winning and Refusing to Serve Trump Supporters
Sean Orr's latest read of the news headlines returns with shadowy tycoons, shameless politicians, brave protestors and dumb decisions.
On Canada’s Complicity and Art Gallery Owners Doing Amusing Things
Sean Orr's latest read of the headlines draws our attentions to giant drug spoons and cute Canadian responses to the USA acting horribly.
On Left-Wing Agreements in Principle and Mercenaries for the Millionaire Class
Sean Orr's latest read of the local headlines wonders at another Ford victory and peacocks doing their feathered best against excess.
On Having Pity for Point Grey and Canada Buying Blockbuster the Year Netflix Took Off
Sean's latest read of the news headlines finds heroes and villains in Point Grey and Trudeau buying a bag of magic beans.
On Dishwashing in the Woods and the Misunderstood Power of Fairy Dust
In his latest read of the headlines, Sean is reminded of how screwed Millennials are how BC was always going to mess up marijuana.
