by the Editors | Around the Scout office this morning, we read about 10 actors despising their own films and watched this awesome trailer for The City Dark. We laughed our asses off at the continuing dissolution of the Republican Party a la Newt Romney and wondered about the evangelical obsession with sex. We thought about getting in line for this all-in-one breakfast station and remembered how Twitter worked in highschool back in the early 1990’s. We watched this food porn three times and thought a lot about taking a road trip to Yosemite. We worried that our country was becoming a jingoistic petro-state led by right wing asshats and mocked the hell out of space wine. We stared at photos taken of puddle reflections and watched a Filipino traffic cop bust some seriously sweet-ass moves. We learned a little about the women of Francis Bacon and applauded the affection behind this Vespa workstation. Last, we dug this mohawk made out of weed and felt a little like pandas. Only then did we get to work.

Happy Monday.