by Sean Orr | Good grief: Metro Vancouver Has The Fastest Growing Metropolitan Economy In Canada. Well that’s because all the hipster, slacker, “cultural creatives” have been purged and all that is left are dynamic, ambitious, go-getters!

And while I’m aware that Vancouver isn’t responsible for minimum wage like, say, Seattle is, perhaps this growing economy means nothing when teenagers people still make $10.25/hour: Sorry, Fraser Institute: people working minimum wage are not “affluent” teenagers. “Only 18% of workers earning less than $15 are teenagers, 13% are young adults and the remaining 59% are 25 and older…” See? I make under $15/hr and I’m not an affluent teenager, no matter how hard I pretend to be.

Vancouver’s best reality TV: Heron Cam.

You should know: Vancouver’s Historic Tunnels.

Restaurant dress codes: Sexy outfits for female staff may be discriminatory. People don’t call them breastaurants without cause.

Vancouver plans ‘New York-style High Line’ after settling Arbutus corridor dispute with CP Rail. The High Line was a highlight on my trip to New York, but there are critics.

Social Justice Warriors Piss On Your Free Speech – Lauren Southern Attacked. Watch a local woman conflate sex with gender, species with gender, and finally machine with gender. The only question is, what kind of piss was it? Transgender piss, cat piss, or attack helicopter piss?

Related: Entire Human Race Problematic, Left Can’t Work With Them.

Honour Bound: Thrasher boosts Leeside Skatepark GoFundMe. Here is the link to donate.

I wonder how much Vancity Buzz got paid for this horrible advertorial: What the Woodfibre LNG Limited Project is doing to help revitalize Howe Sound. Holy shit.

Bonus: Spoons!!!!