Torts

Torts | Nickname | Genius nickname for fiery former Canucks coach John Tortorella. You see, what they did there is take out the “orella” and add an “s”. A

Usage: “My fave moment of the 2013/14 season was Torts vs. the entire Calgary Flames”.

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