It’s not the function of the buckle puffer that I adore, it’s the name: buckle puffer. The adorable buckle puffer “prevents emission of any noticeable odor due to its extremely precise fit,” which is to say that unseasoned marijuana smokers will think it’s the shit and German Shepherds at the US Border will think it’s a silly way to spend $75. It’s being crowdfunded – with $28k left to be pledged – so invest if tightening the grip of your drawers with a secret pipe called a buckle puffer is up your alley. Also, buckle puffer.

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