Tea & Two Slices: On Revolutionary Elk And The City’s Post-Olympic Splendiferousness

by Sean Orr | Did the Olympics Make Vancouver a Better City? Well, yeah. I luge to my non-existent, energy-efficient job on Coast Salish land, like…everyday. Plus I wear red all the time. It’s sweet.

Marauding elk ravage B.C. farm. Oh noes they are rebelling like the Egypt!

More fauna in BC Liberal Leadership race: the newest candidate … is a bear. Holy shit! Imagine what the British would make of this! Canada has officially lost its fucking mind!

If the BC Government were a basketball player. Oh man, this is one of the funniest funny-thing-that-is-actually-sad things that I’ve ever seen.

Poor health more likely on the coast: study. Ah yes, the constant dripping dank that sinks into your mossy bones, leaching out vitamin D, slowly draining your will to live, turning everyone into alcoholic old fishermen. I know exactly what you’re talking about.

The Courier has a great article on Social Assistance. Wait…what? It’s about dating? OK, sorry. Do NOT read that.

Obama Creates World’s First Superstate With US-Canada Merger. Either this is some awesome hyperbole, a completely fake news site that I couldn’t be bothered to check, or this is really happening. Just kidding, it’s fake.

Decentralized Dance Party: The Party Manifesto.

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