by Sean Orr | Base Logic Part One: Introductions. Matt Chambers infiltrates a local drug cartel: “Did you know you’re associating with the biggest drug dealers in the Downtown East Side? he asks. The group laughs and the cop shoots them a dirty look”. One of the best pieces of Vancouver journalism I’ve read. It’s especially good because it makes Alex Tsumakis mad.
Universities ‘hotbeds of anti-Israel activity’. Well, Macleans already said there was too many Asians in our universities, so following the line of logic, all Asians are anti-semites? No, wait…that can’t be right. Maybe it’s because students are actually learning about the long history of oppression, Security Council violations, Geneva Convention violations, and imperialist aspirations that aren’t covered in the blatantly biased National Fucking Post.
Canada Line fails to stand up to snow. Can we stop making all our transit decisions in the summer?
Elections B.C. rejection of recall petition called a ‘banana republic’ move. Like the store? Wow, that is bad.
Hey, go figure, Polygamists decry anti-polygamy law. Next, they’ll be saying it’s sexist. Oh wait, they are saying that! In other news, burglars upset about new anti-burgling law.
Who Own’s BC’s Water? I really hope it’s us, but I’m way more cynical than that. I’ll say Pepsi.
Rypien Leaves Canucks to Deal with Personal Matters. Apparently, any time a fan claps he freaks out and wants to attack them. They need to get him on some Ativan or something (so I guess there’s a silver lining). Enjoy the staycation, Ripper!
Megaphone presents a Night of Joyful Voices.