TEA & TWO SLICES | On Dodging Debates And Smartass Vikings Being Mean To Jesus

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Dodging Debates And Smartass Vikings Being Mean To Jesus

by Sean Orr | Oh look, the people we elected to go and sit in a house decided they would actually go and do that: B.C. Legislature to begin rare fall sitting on Monday. What are we supposed to do,

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Snortside Stabfests And Taxis’ Exhausted Crusade Against Uber

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Snortside Stabfests And Taxis’ Exhausted Crusade Against Uber

by Sean Orr | Bad news: Postmedia strikes $316-million deal to buy Quebecor’s English papers. As reported by Canada’s other paper, which is owned by Bell. Have you never read heard about the media monopoly in the mainstream media? No,

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Pot-Smoking Dogs And No One Caring What Harper Has To Say

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Pot-Smoking Dogs And No One Caring What Harper Has To Say

by Sean Orr | Hate and Hateability: Blog Lists Reasons To Hate Vancouver, So We List Reasons To Love It. Hmm, I hate “I Hate Van” because I’ve been hating Van for so much longer, but I hate the Huffington

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Harper’s Good Side And Swearing Oaths To The Gods Of Hockey

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Harper’s Good Side And Swearing Oaths To The Gods Of Hockey

by Sean Orr | You say “Potato”, I say “Israel”: Unreal exchange in House of Commons over Canada’s involvement in Iraq. You know you’re in trouble when Global TV uses the word “unreal” to describe your parliament. Nevertheless, if there was

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Sore Lululosers And Clearing Oppenheimer Park’s Tent City

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Sore Lululosers And Clearing Oppenheimer Park’s Tent City

by Sean Orr | Go for that “lived-in” look: Poll: Should Vancouver tax owners of vacant condos? Yes, but how long until professional companies pop up to just make it look like someone actually is living in your condo? Full

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Joint Agreements & Free Bartenders Serving Tainted Alcohol

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Joint Agreements & Free Bartenders Serving Tainted Alcohol

by Sean Orr | “Rocks out” should be in quotation marks: Stephen Harper rocks out at Calgary nightclub. “Taking care of business and working overtime at your second part time minimum wage job with no benefits that you need to

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Arctic Pipedreams & Rabid Bats Loving Guitar-Playing Hippies

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Arctic Pipedreams & Rabid Bats Loving Guitar-Playing Hippies

by Sean Orr | A perfect metaphor for Vancouver, its population, and its ruling party: Vancouver alleges spam attack as number of Twitter followers mushrooms over the weekend. “I’m the party star, I’m popular. I’ve got my own car, I’m

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Voyeuristic Punk Adventurism And Temporary Devil Genitals

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Voyeuristic Punk Adventurism And Temporary Devil Genitals

by Sean Orr | More voyeuristic, romantic, hagiography regarding the DTES. I expected better from Vice: A look at the punk scene coming out of one of Canada’s Poorest Postal Code. “The scene is, I think it’s getting a bit

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Terrorist Sex Shops & Teachers Enduring A Twittering Shithead

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Terrorist Sex Shops & Teachers Enduring A Twittering Shithead

by Sean Orr | Ha ha, Brazil! First you blew the World Cup, now this: Canada’s degradation of pristine, intact forests leads world. “Researchers suggest oil and gas industry plays a big role”. Thanks researchers, or as I like to

TEA & TWO SLICES | On The First Day Of School And Blaming Trees For A Forest Fire

TEA & TWO SLICES | On The First Day Of School And Blaming Trees For A Forest Fire

by Sean Orr | So, how was everyone’s Working Multiple Temporary Part-Time Minimum Wage Jobs With No Benefits Day? In case you missed it, our Premier celebrated the day by trolling teachers on Twitter and Facebook with hilarious results. If her term in

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Barfing Into Fendi Bags & Affluent Kids Moving Into The DTES

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Barfing Into Fendi Bags & Affluent Kids Moving Into The DTES

by Sean Orr | We are Tennyson’s mariners, and we’ve eaten the lotus: Vancouver is fast becoming Fat Cat City as luxury purchase opportunities pile up. If you we don’t violently vomit blood-specked rage while you read this then there

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Killing Blackbirds And Promising To End Homelessness Again

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Killing Blackbirds And Promising To End Homelessness Again

by Sean Orr | Good question: When politicians promise to run clean campaigns, what does it mean? Hmm, it probably means about as much as when they promise to end homelessness… Related tweet of the day: @alexdotdot @COPEVancouver @MayorGregor “Let’s keep

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