FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE BRIEF #423 | On Old Bombs And Shaking Hands Like A Goof

January 3, 2014 


Monsieur, you’re totally doing it wrong: The President of France, François Hollande, needs a remedial course in shaking world leaders’ hands.

Enjoy the sunny day in Vancouver and be glad that we aren’t in Chicago, New York, Boston, or anywhere else in the wintry wrath path of the storm the Weather Channel is now calling Hercules. Side bonus: the ice and snow and low visibility makes Niagara Falls look much cooler. Side side bonus: ditto the cover of The New Yorker. Side side side bonus: these snow-shovelling nipples.

New film asks if backpackers are destroying the world (trailer).

We’ve always liked Kentucky, but it’s about to get even better: “On February 4, Bill Nye “The Science Guy” will debate Ken Ham, Creation Museum founder and Answers In Genesis president/CEO, at The Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky.” Advantage: Nye.

World War II is still killing people in Germany.

The first day of retail marijuana sales in the state of Colorado – where the use/sale of recreational weed is now legal – exceeded $1 million. You don’t say!

The origins story of Carl Sagan’s awesome humanity communications plaque on the Pioneer 10 spacecraft, which was the first ever man-made object to leave the solar system.


FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE BRIEF #421 | On Pepper Spraying To Collect A Pay Cheque

October 25, 2013 


It was nearly two years ago when UC Davis policeman Lt. John Pike calmly walked down a line of prone, peacefully protesting students and pepper sprayed each one of them in the face like he was refreshing so many hydrangeas on a Sunday morning. Well, he’s just received over $38,000 in worker’s compensation for the suffering that followed his actions (the poor dear received a lot of angry emails). The protestors settled their lawsuit against the university for a $1 million. After paying off their lawyers, each of them received $30,000, less than the “traumatized” Pike. Go justice!


FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE BRIEF #417 | Who Wants To Plan An Expedition To Morocco?

September 6, 2013 

by Andrew Morrison | North Africa remains the expedition of my dreams, especially the stretch from Mali and Mauritania to Morocco and the Mediterranean. The idea of a trip to those parts has simmered on the backburner of my brain for years, and this jaw-dropper of a travel film from Vimeo user Vincent Urban has brought it up to a full boil. He and some friends spent three weeks in Morocco earlier this year, driving in a well-kitted-out Land Rover and filming as they went from the coast, through the medinas of Fez and Marrakech, across the Atlas Mountains, and into the Sahara Desert.

Foreign Intelligence Brief #416: And So We Examine The Many Facets Of Swedishness

I don’t know if this amusing, David Attenborough-esque short film explains why the Sedins can’t score for the Canucks in the NHL playoffs but they can for Team Sweden seemingly any time they feel like it, but it’s pretty illuminating just the same (and there are others to blame, anyway).

Foreign Intelligence Brief #413: On The End Of Caviar And The Last Roll Of Kodachrome

January 18, 2013 

Got 30 minutes? Good. Press play above to watch what legendary photographer Steve McCurry did with the last roll of Kodachrome film (spoiler alert: he took good pictures with it).

Options he smartly dismissed: salt and pepper shakersmagnetspaper towel holders.

If anyone ever asks you if analog can hold a candle to digital in the internet age, there any number of correct responses, but the coolest is always going to be Banana Drawings.

Counterpoint: these Gothic/Islamic architecture-inspired stained glass window designs that were made from 100 sheets of laser cut paper.

Aw, a sweet home movie starring Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera at the Blue House in Mexico City.

Facebook introduces free telephone calls for iPhone users. The service is not available in Canada, though. Because Canada.

The New Yorker wonders what it would be like if Facebook worked like Yelp. Because The New Yorker.

After (maybe) going on a donkey killing spree in Africa, Google files patent for a virtual keyboard.

How mainstream has marijuana become? I don’t know, man. What?

Related: Dude, I think I just saw an 80 ton bird nest in South Carolina.

Unrelated: the future of green architecture (exists mostly on design and architecture blogs).

Real science: Americans, British, Russians, and The New York Times race to find life under Antarctica’s ice.

Not so much science: Hey! This off the shelf breakfast cereal actually is freakishly rich in iron.

It’s the end of wild caviar as we know it, and I feel fine.

So there’s a cross-dressing meth priest who digs cathedral sex in Connecticut. The local paper writes of how he liked it in the “rectory”. For serious.

Head scratcher: The elfven hero of the American Left, Dennis Kucinich, has joined the cast of Fox News.

Bonus: How the Hobbit should have ended.

Foreign Intelligence Brief #406: Kiwi Troops Welcome Home Dead With Big Haka

August 28, 2012 

The government of New Zealand has announced that it will withdraw its small troop contingent (145) from Afghanistan as rapidly as possible after three soldiers were killed in a roadside bomb attack outside Bamiyan last week. This chilling video shows members of the 2/1 RNZIR Battalion acknowledging the return of their comrades’ bodies to their parade grounds with a traditional Haka war dance.

Foreign Intelligence Briefing #394: Canada Officially Enters US Presidential Election…

January 4, 2012 

After looking at the field of candidates and without our permission, Vancouverite Brian Calvert has officially entered our nation into the US Presidential race.

Foreign Intelligence Briefing #393: Which Nations Give Employees The Most Time Off?

December 26, 2011 

That’s us at the bottom, via The Economist. Ouch. Shed a tear and then get the fuck back to work!

Foreign Intelligence Brief #377: On Why It’s Not A Good Idea To Look Up For A While…

September 8, 2011 

Via TDG: in case you haven’t heard…

NASA’s 65-ton Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite (UARS) will be re-entering Earth’s atmosphere sometime in late September or early October, but NASA isn’t actually sure when and where it will happen.

So have a great day Vancouver!

Foreign Intelligence Brief #377: On Staying Calm & Carrying On With Hurricane Irene…

August 27, 2011 

As nasty-looking Hurricane Irene hits land today, our hearts go out to the folks at this restaurant in Wilmington, North Carolina and all our friends, colleagues and blogging brethren in the American northeast (we hope you were able to fly out in time, Shaun). Good luck all. We’ll see you on the other side!

Foreign Intelligence Brief #376: On Apple’s New Digs And Amoebas Hungry For Brains

August 18, 2011 

Lost 1992 promo video for The Smiths turns up. Meh. It was really nothing, William.

Germans being German of the day: exploring the underground city that is no taller than you are.

And now with extra Germany: Over Your Cities Grass Will Grow.

Sign of the et cetera: Catholic Spain not keen on shelling out S144,000,000 for papal visit during time of economic crisis.

The guy who might be the next President of the United States is terrifying. Him + her = the most awesome nightmare since (actus me invito factus non est meus actus)

A gift for the camera-loving alcoholic in your life, because one day he might pour a tot of Bruichladdich on his Canon EF 24-105mm lens and that would kind of be funny, though alcoholism is very serious and you should definitely seek help for your friend.

When food geeks dream jewelery, someone punches a baby deer.

Brain eating zombie amoebas kill three. Wait…what? This isn’t fear-mongering journalism at its worst. It’s CNN, brother, and “this is the time of year when there is an uptick in cases.” Not to worry. I spelled amoebas right.

(above and below) Steve Jobs’ new plans for Apple Headquarters, circa 2015. “This new four-story infrastructure is a minimalist design from Foster + Partners, and features heavy use of glass and an indoor park. Jobs compared it to a landed spaceship.” (via Curated)



Foreign Intelligence Brief #375: An English Cabbie Expertly Explains The London Riots

August 12, 2011 

Thank you, sir. Now, to The Savoy if you wouldn’t mind…

Foreign Intelligence Brief #374: Giant Flying Bugs With Highbeams On Attack Tottenham

August 8, 2011 

The BBC has the latest news on the Tottenham riots, but I can’t help but be marginally more transfixed by the gnat-like helicopters swooping over the action in calculated feints before buzzing off and back again in this time-lapse. Bzz…

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