TEA & TWO SLICES | On The Shrinking World Of Grumpy Old Bigots & Conservative Robots

TEA & TWO SLICES | On The Shrinking World Of Grumpy Old Bigots & Conservative Robots

by Sean Orr | Anonymous “now privy to many of Stephen Harper’s most cherished secrets”. Fortunately, there's enough non-secrets to defeat him. You know,… more 

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Terror Quotas & City Planners Who Don’t Sell Condos For A Living

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Terror Quotas & City Planners Who Don’t Sell Condos For A Living

by Sean Orr | Terrifying news: New revelations that the government gave bureaucrats a quota for three terror-related messages a week. Whoa, that's more than… more 

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Destroying Worlds & Restricting Water Use For Aesthetic Purposes

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Destroying Worlds & Restricting Water Use For Aesthetic Purposes

by Sean Orr | Hey Gandhi, watch the fuck out: Public Safety Minister: Protest using ‘democratic ways’ or face ‘full force of the law’. I'm going to… more 

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Greasy Statues And The Police Making Discoveries On The DTES

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Greasy Statues And The Police Making Discoveries On The DTES

by Sean Orr | Conservative MP says Bill C-51 reflects the teachings of Jesus. Ladies and gentleman, it's time for everyone's favourite game, Spot the Looney!… more 

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Outlet Mall Silliness And How Harper Will Defeat The Lizard Prince

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Outlet Mall Silliness And How Harper Will Defeat The Lizard Prince

by Sean Orr | Principled loserism: How Harper will win the election. It's the most terrifying thought experiment of all time, or at least more terrifying than… more 

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Bad Cops And Absent Leaders In The Cold Heart Of The Greediverse

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Bad Cops And Absent Leaders In The Cold Heart Of The Greediverse

by Sean Orr | When she's not trolling twitter about Om the Bridge, serving the fewest days in the legislature, running red lights, or deciding if she's a… more 

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Doomed Plebiscites & Breathing In The Smoke Of Climate Change

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Doomed Plebiscites & Breathing In The Smoke Of Climate Change

by Sean Orr | Putting the plebe in plebiscite: A resounding ‘No’ in Metro Vancouver transit referendum. Part of me wants to say "we live in the dumbest… more 

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Sticky Arrests And Taking Pride In Our Indifference To Patriotism

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Sticky Arrests And Taking Pride In Our Indifference To Patriotism

by Sean Orr | Seeing red, not wearing it: Not everyone will be celebrating Canada Day. Not everyone will not be not celebrating it, too. I, for one,… more 

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Dreading The News, Hipster Beard Growth, And Reliable Leviticus

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Dreading The News, Hipster Beard Growth, And Reliable Leviticus

by Sean Orr | "This article and the other article about the RCMP giving out "positive tickets" that can be redeemed for a Slurpee to longboarders who wear… more 

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Weed’s Big Enemies & Christy Clark Making A Total Ass Of Herself

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Weed’s Big Enemies & Christy Clark Making A Total Ass Of Herself

by Sean Orr | Lukewarm War: Russian ships track HMCS Fredericton carrying Stephen Harper. "I wonder if he was hiding in a closet while this was happening..." -… more 

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Corporate Yoga Wank Fests & The Eerie Fascism Of “Crafted Living”

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Corporate Yoga Wank Fests & The Eerie Fascism Of “Crafted Living”

by Sean Orr | Oh, dear... Burrard Bridge to shut down morning of June 21 for massive yoga class. Brought to you by LNG. Seriously. On National Aboriginal Day… more 

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Continued Corporate Assholery & Banning Bob Rennie’s Big Mouth

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Continued Corporate Assholery & Banning Bob Rennie’s Big Mouth

by Sean Orr | "There's a kind of racism (...) that is really so steadfast and true that I almost kind of begrudgingly, you know, admire it in a way" - David… more 

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Transit Cop Asshats & Building A Bonfire For Vancouver’s Vanities

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Transit Cop Asshats & Building A Bonfire For Vancouver’s Vanities

by Sean Orr | John Baird, Christian Paradis, Shelly Glover, Patrick Brown, Diane Ablonczy and now Peter MacKay - The Parachute Club: Peter MacKay cites 'love… more 

TEA & TWO SLICES | On The Coming Of Stab Night And The Weird Morons Who Govern Us

TEA & TWO SLICES | On The Coming Of Stab Night And The Weird Morons Who Govern Us

by Sean Orr | If you're bored, you're probably boring: Vancouver 'mind-numbingly boring,' Economist magazine says. Consequently, and true to form, Vancouver… more 

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