TEA & TWO SLICES | On Radio Douchebaggery & Still Blaming The Chinese For Everything

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Radio Douchebaggery & Still Blaming The Chinese For Everything

by Sean Orr | Red Herring of the Year: Condo foreign ownership less than 2.4%, CMHC says. Of course there are those who will still find ways to blame Chinese people: “That’s rental units. Most Chinese buyers buy 1 or 3 condos,

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Santa Is A Big Fat Liar & The Ponytail Guy Who Just Won’t Let It Go

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Santa Is A Big Fat Liar & The Ponytail Guy Who Just Won’t Let It Go

by Sean Orr | Libby, Libby, Libby, can’t you stay? Deputy NDP leader Libby Davies will not seek re-election. Oh noes! We will have to honour her service with a Lexicon entry. See ya later! “I’m a bit tired…” Yeah,

TEA & TWO SLICES | On 612 Hipsters And The Grinch Who Stole Christmas To Score Heroin

TEA & TWO SLICES | On 612 Hipsters And The Grinch Who Stole Christmas To Score Heroin

by Sean Orr | Harper sings Sweet Child O’ Mine. Ironic that this song first appeared on the soundtrack to Bad Dreams (because watching this gave me some). This screenshot makes things better. Oh, and it looks like they got a

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Canada’s Rightward Shift And Frankie’s Dire Weather Warning

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Canada’s Rightward Shift And Frankie’s Dire Weather Warning

by Sean Orr | ‘Incredible series of storms’ leads to rainfall warning for Metro Vancouver. Take it away Frankie Macdonald. Related: People of Vancouver. Heil Harper: How Canada made its shift to the right. “And yet, while he’ll never be counted

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Oil Rhetoric Versus Reality & The Coming Collapse Of Civilisation

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Oil Rhetoric Versus Reality & The Coming Collapse Of Civilisation

by Sean Orr | Only a total dick would tell you that you can’t complain about oil and plastics because you’ve been using them since the day you were born: Lost in all the oil rhetoric is realism. “Another example of the quiet

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Kid Criminals, Old Journalists, And Never Planning For Poverty

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Kid Criminals, Old Journalists, And Never Planning For Poverty

by Sean Orr | U.S. magazine calls Stephen Harper an ‘exceptional leader’. Ha! The Americans wouldn’t know an exceptional leader even if they elected one. They can have Christy, too: Premier Clark slams parents of child protesters for allowing kids to

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Kinder Morgan’s Remedial Geography And Diet Racism In Kits

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Kinder Morgan’s Remedial Geography And Diet Racism In Kits

by Sean Orr | Global Protesting System: Contempt charges thrown out at pipeline protest. “The order comes after Kinder Morgan acknowledged it had used incorrect GPS co-ordinates when it sought an injunction related to its Trans Mountain pipeline…” So they

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Cutting The “British” From BC & The Cops Versus A Piece Of Wood

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Cutting The “British” From BC & The Cops Versus A Piece Of Wood

by Sean Orr | Let this stand as the defining image of The Encounter on the Mountain: Police pushing their line forward, clashing with protesters. That cop, though! And the stache! I know it’s Movember, but way to look like

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Jingo Journalism And Councillors Setting Themselves On Fire

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Jingo Journalism And Councillors Setting Themselves On Fire

by Sean Orr | Analysis paralysis: Vancouver municipal election campaigns cost almost $5 million but led to very little change on council. Hey man, the status quo ain’t cheap, and I ain’t complaining. Kirk LaPointe channels Biggie Smalls: It was

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Gregor’s Big Victory And Calling The DTES A “Failed Community”

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Gregor’s Big Victory And Calling The DTES A “Failed Community”

by Sean Orr | I voted neigh: Gregor Robertson re-elected mare of Vancouver. Oh, c’mon you kids! Quit horsing around! Analysis: Why Vancouver mayor Gregor Robertson won. It turns out it was because “Vision clearly held the lead in pork

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Shitty Boyfriends And The Stench Of Burning Hair In Gastown

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Shitty Boyfriends And The Stench Of Burning Hair In Gastown

by Sean Orr | “I’m sorry about that thing that you are mad at me about…” said every shitty boyfriend ever. Mayor Gregor Robertson issues apology to Vancouver voters over criticisms. To be fair though, he didn’t really “issue” it,

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Following Orders & The Mayor Losing The Election On Purpose

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Following Orders & The Mayor Losing The Election On Purpose

by Sean Orr | What should be on the front page of every paper in BC: Homeless people’s life expectancy half of average in B.C.. Oh yeah, but “they all come here because of Vancouver’s temperate climate…” blah, blah, blah.

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Harper’s Jihad And Real Estate Developers Owning Our Futures

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Harper’s Jihad And Real Estate Developers Owning Our Futures

by Sean Orr | Well, my horoscope this week tells me to “just be content with your own viewpoint, and lighten up about proselytizing to others…” Something tells me that’s not going to happen… After all, Harper’s Plan Means Canada Will

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Big Oil & Medieval Attitudes Towards The Homeless Of Surrey

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Big Oil & Medieval Attitudes Towards The Homeless Of Surrey

by Sean Orr | So sayeth the inimitable Dr. Steve Brule: “Can’t find a job, work for free, dummy!” Unpaid work good experience: BoC governor. I did some research and found this photo of him. I mean, it’s just so terrifyingly close

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