TEA & TWO SLICES | On The Coming Rig Pig Invasion And Ending Homelessness In Canada

TEA & TWO SLICES | On The Coming Rig Pig Invasion And Ending Homelessness In Canada

by Sean Orr | This city will drive you crazy: 2014 saw Vancouver hospitals hit a six-year high for emergency mental-health visits. “Compared to police in other jurisdictions, he said, the Vancouver Police Department has proven reluctant to push for

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Chip Wilson’s Huge Dock & Protecting The Invention Of Gastown

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Chip Wilson’s Huge Dock & Protecting The Invention Of Gastown

by Sean Orr | Cut and run: Bank of Canada shocks market with rate cut. “It’s really like there are two economies. One economy is actually growing pretty well and is showing great promise and the other one is taking

TEA & TWO SLICES | On The Hottest Year On Record And Hipsters With Craft Beer Bellies

TEA & TWO SLICES | On The Hottest Year On Record And Hipsters With Craft Beer Bellies

by Sean Orr | Biggest denial on record: Harper government reacts to NASA’s “hottest year on record” statement. Wherein Leona Aglukkaq does her best Roseanne impression. Actually I’d take Roseanne over Aglukkaq any day. “We will continue to take action

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Cutthroat Psychos And Extremists Making Fat Alberta Oil Money

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Cutthroat Psychos And Extremists Making Fat Alberta Oil Money

  by Sean Orr | There’s something incredibly poetic about this: Extremists make quick cash in Alberta’s oilsands before joining ISIS. “So yes, you can make a whole bunch of money in a very short period of time if that’s

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Finding The Next Bin Laden & Photoshopping Bieber’s Willy Pouch

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Finding The Next Bin Laden & Photoshopping Bieber’s Willy Pouch

by Sean Orr | New anti-terror laws coming as jihadis ‘declare war,’ Harper says. Well yeah, that’s what a jihad is. They told us this a long time ago, Stephen. But who declared war first? How effective are anti-terrorism laws?

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Not Paying For The Bus Or Giving A Shit About Gregor’s Love Life

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Not Paying For The Bus Or Giving A Shit About Gregor’s Love Life

by Sean Orr | In 2013 TransLink recorded 2.76 million bus riders taking trips for free. “The Taxpayers Federation of B.C. is using these figures to bolster its new ‘No TransLink Tax’ campaign..” Huh? So you don’t want to replace

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Policing The Mentally Ill And Sending Crooked Developers To Prison

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Policing The Mentally Ill And Sending Crooked Developers To Prison

by Sean Orr | Shit is getting cray: Vancouver police end 2014 with a record number of arrests under the Mental Health Act – which poses the question, are incidents of mental health duress increasing, or just arrests under the Act?

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Destroying The Elf On Your Shelf And Hoping Madame Butterfly’s OK

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Destroying The Elf On Your Shelf And Hoping Madame Butterfly’s OK

by Sean Orr | Dear Chicken Little: The World Is Not Falling Apart. You don’t get a lot of page views, subscription sales, or ratings telling people that everything is fine. Everything is not fine: Man shot and killed by transit

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Deconstructing The CBC’s Merry Christmas Mr. Harper Interview

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Deconstructing The CBC’s Merry Christmas Mr. Harper Interview

by Sean Orr | Well, it’s not a lump of Christy’s coal, but it’s my Christmas gift to you: Full text of Peter Mansbridge’s interview with Stephen Harper. At least he didn’t ask for a spanking this year. Let’s try

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Radio Douchebaggery & Still Blaming The Chinese For Everything

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Radio Douchebaggery & Still Blaming The Chinese For Everything

by Sean Orr | Red Herring of the Year: Condo foreign ownership less than 2.4%, CMHC says. Of course there are those who will still find ways to blame Chinese people: “That’s rental units. Most Chinese buyers buy 1 or 3 condos,

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Santa Is A Big Fat Liar & The Ponytail Guy Who Just Won’t Let It Go

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Santa Is A Big Fat Liar & The Ponytail Guy Who Just Won’t Let It Go

by Sean Orr | Libby, Libby, Libby, can’t you stay? Deputy NDP leader Libby Davies will not seek re-election. Oh noes! We will have to honour her service with a Lexicon entry. See ya later! “I’m a bit tired…” Yeah,

TEA & TWO SLICES | On 612 Hipsters And The Grinch Who Stole Christmas To Score Heroin

TEA & TWO SLICES | On 612 Hipsters And The Grinch Who Stole Christmas To Score Heroin

by Sean Orr | Harper sings Sweet Child O’ Mine. Ironic that this song first appeared on the soundtrack to Bad Dreams (because watching this gave me some). This screenshot makes things better. Oh, and it looks like they got a

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Canada’s Rightward Shift And Frankie’s Dire Weather Warning

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Canada’s Rightward Shift And Frankie’s Dire Weather Warning

by Sean Orr | ‘Incredible series of storms’ leads to rainfall warning for Metro Vancouver. Take it away Frankie Macdonald. Related: People of Vancouver. Heil Harper: How Canada made its shift to the right. “And yet, while he’ll never be counted

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Oil Rhetoric Versus Reality & The Coming Collapse Of Civilisation

TEA & TWO SLICES | On Oil Rhetoric Versus Reality & The Coming Collapse Of Civilisation

by Sean Orr | Only a total dick would tell you that you can’t complain about oil and plastics because you’ve been using them since the day you were born: Lost in all the oil rhetoric is realism. “Another example of the quiet

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